YES.

My daughter's internal alarm clock goes off at ~6:30 every morning.

It depends on the situation. If the person that hands me my to-go order actually prepared my food or went to great lengths to give it to me, then yes. If it's a person who simply hands me my boxed-up order? No.

I personally love your background. A lot.

When they made LOL a real word.

I saw Snoop when I first looked at it and then I saw John Lennon. I hope both are right! I'm dizzy.

MEATY

Sadly, it's not new. I think I said it one day and it kind of stuck. When we were at the old office, the guys would ask me for a bunch of random things - like a giant stuffed moose they found on Craigslist - and I had to say no a lot. It made me feel like a mom... of the office. They even used to use www.formspring.me/officemom for snack requests.

The one I don't have to hear over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. And over again.

At this point in my life (read: I'm a mom to an 8 month old) I would love to sleep in until 9 AM. Once I wake up at 9 AM - I'd even take 8:48 AM - I'd make myself cheesy eggs, have a cup (or seven cups) of coffee, have @bnickelsun run a hot bath for me and then I'd take my relaxed and caffeinated butt to get my nails and toes done and return home to a clean house with my favorite meal on the table and a husband that asked if he could rub my feet/back while I watch any and all trashy reality television shows I've got sitting on my DVR.

I don't even know. I'm at an 11 right now.

I'm married, Joel!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEzpIAdsur8

Play

That looks amazing. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!

That's super awkward, @ambrof. I hope it wasn't HOARDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@pims. He knows how to treat a girl. Chocolate from France: check x1000 Having the most fun for Christmas, but still manages to send a postcard from Paris: check. Again, he sure knows how to woo a lady.

Cuddle blankets and complain.

Safeway.com every 2-3 weeks.

In a row? 4 hours, max. A night? 7... MAYBE.