I think she's great. I just really, really hope she doesn't fall into the Hollywood trap of "You Must Only Weigh 100lbs or GTFO."

Please. Do not get me started. They have a whole show:
http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/i-didnt-know-i-was-pregnant

Having been pregnant, there is too much that goes on with your body not to know. Aside from the obvious parts - missing your period, gaining a good amount of weight and I don't know... something moving around in your belly - there's a whole slew of signs that would point to... pregnancy.

My daughter, my daughter's hair, my dog, funny things I see, stuff I want to remember I've seen and funny signs.

For those that don't, I suggest they take a gander at this short informational video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HTZwBg5m8Ho

Not unless you're REALLLLLLLLLLLY good at taking your clothes off. I would think that would mean you'd have to incorporate fire or some kind of magic show. Like Cirque du Soleil, but with more nipples.

I've glimpsed at one on TV before but they kind of freak me out. Lots of action and eating and weird animals and ninjas. Too far out for my tiny brain.

No, but I know like four people in this office that would consider it.

Is it strange that you're the first person I thought of when I read this article?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o

Play

No, I would adopt one from a local shelter.

I know this is probably not going to be a popular response around the office, but I'd rather lick @martincozzi's desk than watch Flight of the Conchords.

Sometimes, @pims. ;)

I'm a firm believer in the "Criticism Sandwich". It's where you say something nice, then the criticism, then something nice. It softens the blow and people aren't nearly as defensive. However, to answer your question, I'm not that great at it. I get really defensive unless it's done constructively. Most people have a hard time with that, I think. No one likes to be told they're doing something wrong.

Wash them with baking soda and peroxide! I have a stinky (big) boy at home and his shoes are THE WORST.

I would just get really hammered on whatever booze was being served and tell people I didn't like food with my alcohol.

I ignored all the politics and paid all the attention to Papa Johns. Mmmm... cheese sticks and garlic sauce.

every.single.day, my friend.

I just finished up "The Night Circus". It took awhile to get through that one. Mostly because I kept waiting for something remarkable to happen and it didn't... until the last hundred pages or so. I'm about to start on "The Collector" by James Fowles.