My name is Miranda Lucy Carvill Creagh, I am going to be 18 on the 9th of September. I have a baby who is sucking my toe right now. I am stubborn, easily provoked and very volatile. I just watched love and other drugs and it made me cry. I often cry in films but otherwise very rarely. I want to travel the world. I like the aussie haircare range. I like antique shops. I like goats. I like books.

Thanks, that's very sweet but it's not really something I can see myself doing.

I would say the answer was pretty obvious to both of these questions.

My hands, so I could open bottles and stuff.

So many, oh god. I can think of one but I'm not writing it.

Sometimes, I have to be in the right self.

Okay, yeah okay is a word to describe just how I am.

This is Gerard isn't it? Get a life Gerard, make another friend.

I love whoever made this rumour up.

Being able to throw dirty nappies at Jonathan.

Covered in bacon.

to yesterday

Lola - Marc Jacobs, G Spot - Benefit, Paris - Yves Saint Laurent, Hidden Fantasy - Britney. Dior Addict 2 is my all time favourite though.

I need a party dress, that's pretty much it, the clothes are taking over.

Thank you lovely :) Charity shops, asos, urban outfitters, tk maxx are my favourites.

I'm going to pretend this isn't spam so I feel loved. Oh you are too kind!

Um, I didn't really lose it that fast, having a baby means I'm exercising non stop. I have no idea how much I weigh. Pretty sure I'm not really skinny.

Almost 1.

Um, ooh, that's tricky. Girls who pile on make up and look like that scary girl off Jeremy Kyle. I know a few of those, see if you can guess ;)

I respect your creepiness.