The skill to sit on Formspring all day and answer questions. Oh man.

Bubblegum the flavour, yes. Bubblegum the chewable gum, not particularly.

Fire flavour. Because nothing says 'wtf' quite like steaming hot icecream.

I refuse.

Sure. But I'll have to get it out first, got a knife?

In search of a scientific answer to this question all I've managed to determine is 'louder than my microphone's maximum input volume'.

Math? That's that adding up joobellyjoo, right? Why would I wanna ever be good at that, it's not like I'm ever going to be seeing numbers again in my life.

Yes. It ends with a question mark and is structured grammatically in the form of a question. These are two sure-fire indicators in English that your question was indeed a question.

Why no, my mood right now is extremely agreeable, in fact.

I like the sound of -nyan. Something cat-like, certainly-nyan! Hi-nyan!

The temptation is to say Japan, but if I suddenly ended up there then I'd obviously have no money on me and I'd have no way of getting back home, so... yeah. Actually, that's true about almost anywhere. Like, even if I ended up in Manchester I wouldn't have enough money for train fare back home. So... this isn't a very practical question, let's be totally honest. It'd have to be somewhere within walking distance, and since i live in Liverpool there is literally nowhere that I want to be right now. So no thanks, I'll stay right here.

The ones that strike my immediate interest are Rock Lee no Seishun Full-Power Ninden, Upotte!!, Acchi Kocchi, Hyou-ka, Kimi to Boku, Shining Hearts, Tsuritama, Sankarea, Natsuiro Kiseki, Nazo no Kanojo X and AKB0058. There may be others.

I had a dream that one day this nation would rise up and live out the true meaning of the creed "We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal". That was pretty crazy.

I had a fuller answer but Formspring decided not to post it, so basically 'yes'. But not for many many years.

A joke, you are literally the worst person ever and you should cease to exist.

There, a joke got told.

I would make Badgerati get me a sammich. I have no quest reward, but he'll gain reputation. And if he brings me 500,000 sammiches, he'll get enough reputation to be able to purchase a hat from me. That's how quests work.

Recently I've been falling asleep to the sounds of PinkKittyRose's Worms Armageddon videos on Youtube, so probably worms killing each other violently!

Onigiri for some reason!

Got quite a few to list. An Alienware desktop about 8 years ago, an Alienware laptop about 9 years ago. Those are probably the most expensive by far, since all computers since I've built, so don't count as 'single' items. Apart from that, my Japanese 3DS!

They don't work in cosplay! Which means I either look totally wrong (moreso than I already do), or I stumble around blindly. Hence the need for contacts.