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There is nothing wrong with thinking someone is attractive. I mean if you are under 18 i highly suggest not pursuing it (shit even if you're under 21). But shit diddle that cooter all you want to that hot piece of eye candy...but that's it ok......god i'm gonna make a great father!
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soonish? If i had a better camera other than my shitty webcam on my lappy i'd produce more works.....btw GET UP OFF MY NUTS ABOUT IT!
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That is physically impossible...
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ummm I guess....If we are real twins then our poop will look the same too! That's how that works right? I don't know I don't have any siblings.
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As I said before it's too early to furiously masturbate lubed by my own tears....but yes the pizza was good....thanks!
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It's only like 9pm i don't polish the family jewels until at least 1am. Then i usually pass out with a puddle of my own mayo on my stomach....did i go to far?
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true statement except the title has changed a little. "You Say I Only Look Pretty When You Shoot Ropes Of Cum Across My Face: Tales Of A Male Prostitue"
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....so...you've seen the video....that's awkward...i mean listen it's nothing serious, just two dudes enjoying each other in the way only two bearded bros can.
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no clue...which is a good thing, becuase clowns fucking terrify me....
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0....so far...i'm getting a little concerned...i mean shit i ate like an entire pizza yesterday...
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That's exactly what it's about...it sucks at times, but the rest is totally worth it.
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Beard-cunt sir...i'm gonna propose this to you....what about Shit-Whiskers?
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Technically yes...i'm not getting paid for it currently, but it is what i do...so yes it's like the most relaxing full time job anyone could have....this or blogging.
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If honestly you said it after everything i'd probably just smack you after every time you said it. Do you believe that?
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fuck no...i don't everyone seeing my wife's goodies....
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Sadly this is very very true. Fucking Kids.
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refer to the 14 year old....
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hit me up in 8 years when i can take you to a bar, and we can talk about how much you appreciate Saves The Day first album.
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DID YOU FUCK MY MOM SANTA CLAUSE, DID YOU FUCK MY MOM!
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instead of having to amputate any part of my body i'll just do the safer better thing and never listen to the radio and just stick to my iPod.
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