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I don't drink coffee, I'm a bad Seattleite. I don't think I've ever had decaf tea, but I know they make it.
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a shark riding an elephant, trampling and devouring everything it sees.
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I've had a lot of really stupid fights. Is this about my irrational hatred of Canada? Because I really only hate their bacon. IT'S JUST HAM..
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Turn around! Women overcomplicate everything.
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I uhh... I try to go outside on occasion..
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boxer briefs.
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Absolutely not. The only form of censorship should be a person's own sense of tact.
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Iced tea. more specifically, sweet tea. mmm, diabeetus in a cup.
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I haven't touched anything in a long time, so i'll agree based on that? this might not end well.
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Non alcoholic? Cherry Pepsi. Alcoholic? generally whatever gets me buzzed and doesn't taste like raw gasoline.
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Only one song? Ugh.. I dunno. Probably Paperthin Hymn or A Whisper & A Clamor by Anberlin. Great songs.
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tossup between Dishes or taking out garbage, though if it's only my dishes it's not so bad. other people eat a lot of gross shit that makes me want to puke.
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Michael Sparks’s Bio
i'm a supernatural rockin' galoot.
