Have never called an ex...once you're gone. You're gone.

Ugh - last year after the break-up. This is NEVER a good idea.

I don't drunk dial exes. I delete their numbers so I won't do that.

yes. way salty and overrated

I would do something more magnificent than just not dying when I was depressed.

I am not in the habit of going down on females... In short, no. As for myself, it isn't an issue. I'm still in negotiations with L'Artisan to market MY personal scent.

You mean it isn't by drinking semen?! Fuck!

I think of it more the herpes of strip clubs -- oh, wait.

Only when they're undercooked.

The worst thing about being lied to: Feeling as though nothing experienced with that person/group is valid AND knowing that communication has been damaged in a way that will forever be so potentially unreliable as to render it useless.

Poison.

Anyone with any sense knows one doesn't 'lend' books. One 'gives them away'.

That depends. Are you a tennis shoe?

I'm saving a hell of a lot of money not buying Lexapro and Ambien.

Coiting.

I guess - but you take me how I am or not at all

No....everybody loves me :o)

It can be. My sense of humor can be pretty obscure, so when people take me too seriously, they get the wrong idea about me. Plus, well, I won't deny that I have many moods...

lol. No, haven't done that yet XD

The question should be, when have I NOT humped the floor? :P