It's been warm since February come on Kayla l2desert

tomorrow: APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!! -Formspring

in unrelated news follow me on tumblr so I actually have reason to give a shit about that site http://mygirlfriendleftmeforkayla.tumblr.com/

420 blaze it fagget

http://ask.fm/maxf2012

Also after this answer I'm going to export my FS account and that'll be that I'll be all done with this. Goodbye Formspring it was lots of fun!

I really liked having a place where I could just instantly ask everybody a stupid question I came up with at work or something. This is a bummer to me. :(

Friday: Lab/Homework which tbh I'm actually looking forward to because I've been working so fucking much lately that I might actually die

Saturday: Work 11-8 please no

Sunday: Finish cleaning my room so that when Cat moves here she has a place to sleep

Breakfast burritos. I know you said lunch but there's literally no way in hell I'm going to get up and actually make a breakfast burrito before noon. That being said though it's still delicious.

eggs
cheese
ham/sausage
sour cream
bacon bits
sriracha sauce (it's the secret ingredient)

literally the best thing you've ever had I promise mmmmmmmmmmm

this quote means that I will have smash mouth stuck in my head for the next 24 hours

HEY NOW
YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
GET YOUR GAME ON
GO
PLAY
HEY NOW
YOU'RE A ROCK STAR
GET THE SHOW ON
GET
PAID
AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOOOOOLD
ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOOOOOoooOLD

@fapcat and I went bowling with one of her friends and her boyfriend once and we split up into teams. Me+Cat vs. Friend+Friend's boyfriend. The other team was very "affectionate" about the whole thing and it was kind of awkward.

There's nothing I detest more in the world than that last bit of runny watery half soda drink. Soda is kept in the machines at cold temperatures already so why on earth would I just add water to my drink.

I believe that bedtime is something that is supposed to be shared between one man and one pillow.

Sour cream. I put that shit on EVERYTHING.

I also don't have school tomorrow because I got a SIX WEEK WINTER BREAK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

I have to go to work though so that sucks.

Go sledding or whatever people do when it snows.

One time I went to a friend's birthday party that I used to be bffs with in like elementary school and he turned into a huge gamer nerd in high school so the whole time I was sitting there watching them all play skyrim or some shit I don't even know and they wouldn't even let me play little big planet.

CONVERSELY

On my birthday my college buds wanted to go out so they dragged me to a hookah bar and acted like they were doing me a favor and saying things like "WOW MAX NOW YOU'RE REALLY SOCIALIZING DOESN'T IT FEEL NICE????" while I sat there watching them all blow smoke rings to loud-ass music.

Basically I fit in with nobody.

I'm in college so it's the perfect time to answer this question!

I haven't ever seen snow

http://whatgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/funny-gifs-wat1.gif

Really confusing because I love to talk about math and it kills me that not everybody on the face of the planet understands calculus.

I am like the world's greatest grocery shopper. I know when all the deals and shit are.

I'm horrible at writing coherent essays though.

I love it. Give me more money please.