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Because people like you don't have to courage to just fucking kill me.
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Ah, hell naw. I know you didn't I know you did NOT! I AM SURE OF THIS.
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Because misery is the mother of creativity. If artists were all well fed, they wouldn't bother making anything anything beautiful, they'd just do coke and jack off all day.
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I like bananas because they're delicious, they look like yellow dicks, and they prove creationism, because only a Christian God could create a fruit to perfectly fit to the human hand, and so appealing to the human taste-bud. Darwin was a satanist. Bananas are God's gift.
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Fuck is a very versatile word that can illicit a wide range of human emotion. I often use it to express either a profound excess of positive energy, or a profound excess of negative energy, or sometimes a profound neutrality of energy. I find it a fascinating word in the sense that with so many different possible meanings the intention of the word fuck is often very clear through the use of context.
The word has a strange power to connect with people on emotional level in almost any situation. Example:
I just ate carrot.
Fuck, I just ate a fucking carrot!
Example 2:
I can't wait until Dave get's here. We're going to have fun.
I can't fucking wait until that fuck-sack fucks his way over here, we're gonna get fucked and fuck ourselves all the way to fucksville.
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