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    1. MattRamone
      MattRamone 3 Jan 11

      What is the perfect breast size?

      So long as they don't look like torpedos, it's all good.

    2. MattRamone
      MattRamone 31 Dec 10

      Who is your IRL gay crush/would be man lover?

      Sean Extra Makeway.

    3. MattRamone
      MattRamone 31 Dec 10

      take off your belt and spank me with it. now?

      Only if you tuck your dick and balls across my lap first. I hate getting poked in the thigh.

    4. MattRamone
      MattRamone responded to JAnonymous 31 Dec 10

      as far as DTFH goes, are you responsible for bringing the thunder, or the lightning?

      The Natty Boh.

    5. MattRamone
      MattRamone 31 Dec 10

      matt...i've had the biggest crush on you for awhile! i don't go on here a lot, but please message me on www.dateapply.com under the username ''wishfulthinker''. please don't get all weird. =)

      Oh hai Mark.

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      MattRamone 29 Sep 10

      What's the rule when it comes to driving with your brights on on the freeway? If the roads are split, outside the cities, is cool for me to leave them on with an oncoming car driving in the opposite direction?

      Turn 'em off until the person passes.

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      MattRamone 29 Sep 10

      How hairy do you like your beavers?

      Bald like an eagle.

    8. MattRamone
      MattRamone 29 Sep 10

      Team Jacob or Team Edward?

      Team Gabel

    9. MattRamone
      MattRamone 25 Jul 10

      Rave music or Courtney Love?

      Deafness.

    10. MattRamone
      MattRamone 25 Jul 10

      What kind of potato salad is best?

      No potato salad is good.

    11. MattRamone
      MattRamone 9 Jul 10

      What do you think about Lebron going to Miami?

      Who?

    12. MattRamone
      MattRamone responded to JAnonymous 8 Jul 10

      You ordered two pizzas? Can I get in on that action?

      Only if you don't pass out first.

    13. MattRamone
      MattRamone 6 Jul 10

      Why is ramen good drunk-food?

      I ordered two pizza. Fukc you. ONE LOVE.

    14. MattRamone
      MattRamone 6 Jul 10

      How drunk am I right now?

      Not drunker than me. The room is spinning.

    15. MattRamone
      MattRamone 6 Jul 10

      Tits or vagina; where do you like to cum?

      Orange Jersey Girl ass.

    16. MattRamone
      MattRamone 3 Jul 10

      How hard is it for you to be you?

      It takes a lot of work to be this awful.

    17. MattRamone
      MattRamone 3 Jul 10

      Wanna hang out?

      You have some titty I can slap?

    18. MattRamone
      MattRamone 2 Jul 10

      Why don't Jewish girls like me?

      Because of their mothers.

    19. MattRamone
      MattRamone responded to Deadpanic 1 Jul 10

      Why is David Lynch?

      Because people like feeling smart, even when the emperor has no clothes.

    20. MattRamone
      MattRamone 30 Jun 10

      Favorite Wire character?

      McNulty, for giving me the "I'm not drunk, I'm just tired...Yes, I slur when I'm tired" line.

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