Reality TV is kinda like going to the zoo while all of the animals are brain-dead. Pretty colors, but in the end, the extreme lack of life and brain activity is just too tragic to be worth the stay.

Sadly, I lost my last monkey-ass just last week...

Breathing underwater would be fine and dandy and all, but I'd rather fly

I rarely go there as it is...but I guess...uhh...a burger? That's what they do the most right?

That's...not a question.

Yeah sure... it's not very comfortable

HAH! Do I look like a snobby, lazy douche with too much money?

Mostly internet. The TV seems so biased.

I've made one myself.

Last Tuesday, but I'm still kinda sick.

Why crack mine when I can crack another's?

It's been a while since I last checked, but I'd say around 1,9 m

*looks at shoe* What shoelaces?

I'm Taurus and my birthday is April 30th

At home

.......No

.......No

..........No

I'm actually a really crappy student. I'm able to study and understand most stuff but I rarely actually put any interest into it and so, it usually ends up pretty badly.