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I woke up in Paris once with a boy...I put him on a train and never thought I would hear from him again. 2 years later, he is still my boyfriend :)
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you could of left the Parisian part out...
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Just say something like this "Did something just fucking die in your mouth?!?"
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What the eff are Wotsits?!?
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Hey now! Waist- 29-30, Bra- 36C'ish and Bed size- whatever is provided to me by my tour. Usually queen and I lie sideways in it to be weird.
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Wendy houses? Is that like making love on a giant bed of square hamburgers?
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Ikeans- they are a weird breed of suburbanite that feed on whatever they are shown...
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Look up the wobbly H and you might have yourself a good laugh.
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is that like The Wobbley H?
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Skipping rope, eh...I thought it was a noose rope?
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dumped it in the river right next to the bodies.
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I dont know what that means but if it means have I pooped today- then, yes.
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Probably, I thrive half the time off of fear.
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In Japan thats a normal toilet!
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What Mr. Penis doesn't?
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Misty’s Bio
im awesome. I also think it's incredible that I get to talk to people from all over the world on here!
