Bitches are disposable
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I WOULD miss Kendall Jenner at Disneyland today
FUCK this is like the 3rd time I've been to disney same day as a celebrity I care about and I miss them
#GrumpyBitch signing out
I don't mind douchey guys but at least treat your girl right. I'm a high maintenance bitch.It's so sad that the "popular" guys wear affliction tees and brag about cheating on their girlfriends.
HAHAHA I'm so sorry
Affliction, ed hardy, cargos, tribal tattoos, "juiceheads," none of that shit should be popular anywhere
Douchey but fratty > guido meatheads with da herp
Aw one of the male anons who is actually hot (picslip proof) got my Career joke :) :) :)
Guys who get movie references.
This one guy in my class made a mean girls joke and I swooned. He's not that attractive but so many guys think they are too cool for mean girls.
Then take a dump on it back and make a fucking bukkakke porn out of it. Go on your phone during class and get on my level.
How will I go to a good school and meet my future husband if I fail junior year? Not all of us are child prodigies. *Gosh* Jenna.
Ok so dream threesome and I can die forever happy. Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick, but they start the night dressed as their characters from Gossip Girl. #isthatoomuchtoask
Love Chuck / Ed but he doesn't compare to Nate. I don't know in the books Nate was just perfect. I made my mom buy Downy fabric softener so I whenever I wanted I could smell Nate. I was such a creepy 5th/6th grader. #Shameless
EXACTLY. We already have inside jokes and he just text me saying "Don't mean to make you jealous but I'm drunk." he knows me SO WELL. He gets that I totally am jealous (but doesn't call me an alcoholic)
Awww well then here's my advice
stick with bad boy until after he gives you your birthday presentTtTtT
and a little longer but like keep talking to this other guy
but eventually you'll have to make the switch, whenever feels right for you honestly
Oh I don't like sexy bad boy lol, he's just uhh... Fun(; but I don't want to fool around with sexy bad boy from a prestigious family if I'm talking to the other guy so how long do I wait before cutting ties with the first?
So bad boy = fun buddy but other guy = potential BF material?
JENNA YOU WOULD BE PROUD OF MY CURRENT PREDICAMENT. Okay so there's sexy bad boy from a prestigious family. But I started talking to this RIDICULOUSLY FUCKING CUTE guy who comes off soooo innocent but is actually a total bad boy surfer/sk8r. What do.
That's the best kind of predicament
Well are they friends? If so DO NOT DO WHAT I DID and try to play them off against each other
If they don't talk then just see who you like more and if you can't have both then pick the better one
I haven't told you! There is this really hot senior on my crew team who goes to a different school who I have yet to meet. Definitely plan to pursue him. Every girl on my team has told me how attractive he is. Too bad they are all frosh & sophs.
Pursue the fuck out of this guy for me. You obv have the upper hand in this scenario
I had to master a southern accent for this play I did last year and good lord when I recited that I didn't even recognize myself.
A hell raisin' sugar when the sun goes down
Mama taught her how to rip up the town
Honey drippin' honey from a holler in Kentucky,
Get's ya flippin' kinda trippy like a Mississippi hippie
She's a Kansas princess,
Crazy mother trucker, undercover lover,
Thick southern drawl, sexy swingin' walk
You should make a tweet about careers being the hottest in that sassy anon way.
I will when more people are on so I get more RTs/favorites
Fuck this West Coast shit most of my Twitter bitches are from the East Coast so they disappear before I do
But then again they stay up until like 4 every night because they're not boring like Formspring hoes
What is a sassy name for California though #stressinmeouthere. HAHA That would be too perfect. My Chapman tour guide was actually one of those but sadly he graduated last year :( What schools are you visiting?
I don't know. When I looked it up all I found was the Golden State. mehhh
That's too bad. You would have definitely taken a joy ride with him :)
Dartmouth aka Animal House. Frat Stars galore!
I also got 3 REO Speedwagon vinyls, 2 Van Halen vinyls, some pink weed socks from HUF, the new vintage-y American flag vans, some socks from the Hundreds, a bunch of incense. I don't know what I'm getting from my dad and brother tho.
That is so you omg I'm happy for you
Like my whole formspring family is moving up in the world
Stella has this new sassier attitude and I love it
And you with your new clothes and your #badboyfromaprestigiousfamily AKA My type, I'm feeling like a proud momma bear :')