How do I become as creative as you? My mind is turning to mush. See? I couldn't even avoid a cliché...
There are many ways to stay fresh and new, but I haven't found any. What I do is think of what I would normally say, subtract certain words, and replace them with random mad libs. It's not too grumpy and spatulas really seem to smile it.
Manila Ryce
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