I'm gonna go all out here so you can see into my world for a little second.

Okay I was texting my ex till like 3 in the morning and some other guy called Chris then he said he was going to go watch his lesbian porn DVD so I was like okay then I got bored so I fell asleep.... then my mummy woke me up saying, "You wanna go to Enniskillen today?" So I was like yeah. So then I got up and got dressed and put on this dress.. Then I was like... Dress.. or jeans.. so I put on the jeans.. Then I look fat in them so I put on the dress.. then I thought.. My mummy's gonna go craZy if I don't wear jeans.. so I put the jeans back on.. Then I thought, no there's not a chance in fuck, so I put the dress back on. Then I went out the door and she's all like, "I thought you had jeans on." and I was like, "no they look stupid" and she was like "no that dress looks stupid" then we got into an argument about how I can't wear dresses all of the time and have my arse hanging out.. And then I'm like.. Jeans don't suit me.. Full stop. I'm not wearing them.
Then I ignored her in the car for about half an hour and got into my moody mood.
Then she asked me what time Jedward started on Saturday so I started talking to her again.
Then we got there and we went into the clothes shops.. and I tried on about 4 paris of Jeans in New Look and none of them fit me because I'm a fat fucker and my ass is like huge.. Then I got all pissed off because Jeans don't suit me.. Then I tried on this dress.. Was really nice.. and she liked it too.. and I was like.. see, dresses suit me better than Jeans.. Why can't I just wear these all the time? and she was like okay fine.. So then she bought me that dress. then I tried on some more dresses and found another one I liked so she bought me that too. Then she went and bought some shoes for that wedding upstairs in New Look. Then I was like looking at the pink underwear and thinking of Edward because that's what I do all the time now when looking at pink underwear. Then I was like I need a high-waisted black skirt so I found one and tried it on and it was nice so she bought me that. Then we went to that craZy shop.. Holland and Barrett or something.. It's got like all the craZy ass foods for people what can't eat the fo..... it's a health food shop, yeah that's it.. Because I wanted some of that aloe vera gel cuz it's real good for your skin. So she bought me some of that. Then we went to the cafe and my mummy was like you want anything to eat? and I was like no.. Just some water. Then she came back with this big ass chocolate muffin and I'm supposed to be on a diet so I was like -_____- fuuuck. So then I ate the muffin. And I ate the chocolate chips first cuz I don't like them and I always eat best till last.. then I ate the rest of it.. Fuck this is detailed.. Then I was like hey mum i'm gonna go get changed into my new dress cuz this one's all unstitched at the bottom.. So I went up to the bathrooms in the shopping centre and walked in and there were some boys outside the bathroom and they saw me then I came out and they were still there but I had a different dress on and they were well freaked out. Anyway I came back down to my mummy then I wanted to find some shorts to go with my belly top.. So we went in DV8 and found some and I tried them on and they were real nice so my mummy bought me em..
Then I went into Claire's and considered shoplifting because it just seemed so damn easy to. But I didn't. =p They have a whole JLS section in there and I was thinking, fuck, I'd hate to be a JLS fan to have to buy all that stuff!!! They have real pretty necklaces with hearts on them too and they reminded me of Iris.
Then I saw some really hot boys in their school uniforms and I was all, hey, why don't all boys wear suits all the time.. It's hot..
Then I saw some of those beautiful patterny shorts and I was like.. They're beautiful, if you're Becky and you can pull things like them off.
Thenn ummmm.. we went to go back to the car.. Oh we had to pay the car park first it was 1 pound 20 and we were like oh that was cheap we were in there 4 hours. then I clicked the receipt button on the machine because you should always do that.. Because nobody else does but there was this one time I was the only one to get the receipt for car parking in the airport.. and my mummy lost my ticket.. and she thought she was fucked.. but then I was like.. No, I am Jesus.. Check me out, who's jesus? Yes me. I got a receipt.. So anyway I always get receipts for car parking now.
Anyway we drove over to asda. Then we got a trolley. Then we looked around the clothes section.. ummm was tempted to get some pink underwear cuz they reminded me of edward.. but I thought, no. He's never gonna see them. He's only there for John.
Then I was looking around to see did they have a Jedward t-shirt in the kids section. They didn't..
Then I went to the poster section and there were 4 justin bieber posters, 2 1 direction posters but no Jedward posters.. and I was like imagine that.
Then I checked to see did they have that shitty Jedward book in, they didn't..
Then I went to the CD section so I could put Planet Jedward to number 1.. But I couldn't see it so I didn't..
Then I went to ask my mummy if I could print out the picture of Jedward on the machine thingy.. But then cuz I'm such a cool person I just completely persuaded her to buy a printer instead.. We already have a printer.. I just thought, hey let's get a new one..
But yeah.. I was pushing the trolley by the way.. You know them cool people what push the trolley then let it pull them along and you're sliding accross the floor without walking.. Well I was one of those.. and I slid past my mummy and said, "Hey Mum.. do you ever feel like you're too cool for this world?" and she was like "not really, no" and I was like, "I do."
Then I laughed at myself.
Then we went to the fruit section and my mummy was like do you want these strawberries. and I was like hell yeah I do. Then I got some apples. and I was mouthing off about how much I like apples so the man stood next to the apples would be impressed.
Then I got some pineapple to eat in the car on the way home. Then my mummy was like this is what you'll be living off at college and pointed to some noodles.. and I was like, nah I don't like noodles. I've never tried them, but I don't like them.
Then.. all the other stuff happened.. Then we were at the cheese section and I was like hey mum do they have that low fat cheese they were talking about on come dine with me because I'm on a diet and I fucking love cheese.
And she was like low low? and I was like no that's not cool enough for me. So we skipped the cheese. Then I was like, I'm getting some chocolate mousse so I got some of those cuz they're tasty treats.. Then I went looking for strawberry bubblegum but they didn't have any so I was thinking what is this fuckery? Then my mummy picked up something and it was in eco packaging and it was the same price as the stuff in the jar and she put the jar in and I was like mum.. Put the jar back, you're damaging the environment.. and then there was this little girl stood next to us laughing because I was telling off my mummy.. Then I got some of those birds eye chicken burger things cuz they're really nice okay.
Then what else did I get..
Hmmmm...
I don't remember.
Anyways we bought all the different food items.. Then went to the car. I took the trolley back then ran back to the car.. I have a really cool run okay. I run like a penguin.. Anyway.. Then I ate my pineapple and I was like hey mum why doesn't everyone prefer tasty fruits to fatty foods? Because it's so much nicer.. Then she told me how when people get upset or down they crave fat and carbohydrates.. and I was like really? I didn't know that..
Then I ate an apple and we discussed the various varieties of apples.. And I was like they're so nice.. Then all the way home we had a long conversation about her ex boyfriends through the years.. Because we both said at the same time that men with long hair are hotter.
And then I was asking her about moving to Germany.. Because I might to that in the future..
Then I got home and set up the new printer, printed out a picture of John and Edward and stuck it on my bedroom wall. Then I tried on all my new dresses. Then I tried on my shorts and the silver wings shoes and they look cool together.
Then I missed out a load of stuff. Then I wrote this.
Then I lost all my friends because they realised I have no life for typing all this out to you.
Trololol.
Precise Enough for you?
xxxxx

Give me the chance to love you, I'll tell you the only reason why, cause you are on my mind <3