Oh WHY won't that joke stop haunting me? ;___;

Hetero, I'm not into that other kind of stuff hahaha

lol which one ;)

Thank you so much, you really know how to put a smile on someone's face :)

That's cool hahaha. My birthday is July the 30th, but as for my age, why don't you have a guess :)

What's the point of life if you regret things? Mistakes happen for you to learn from them.

lol Ben is this you? Hahahaha well in any case, I think he's a charming, funny guy. Sweet guy, I miss seeing him around.

NEXT YR CUM TO MI WEDDING YEA? <3333

lol whenever you want, my body is ready

Nope.

Yes I had hot sweaty sex a few months back because I could not contain my throbbing biological urges and didn't bother with protection because I'm a fearless bastard and am now 2 months pregnant. DON'T TELL MOMMA

lol what

Just because you actually went out of your way to message me on formspring, I promise to update it by the end of February. I'm so sorry that I've had serious writer's block!

Hmm, bread? I don't think I could ever resist freshly baked crusty bread with a warm fluffy centre, fresh out of the oven... asdfghjklwertyutr4eswxdcvf

Why can't you say who you are? And what is wrong with your spelling? Do you have something against the letters "y" and "o" in the word "You"?
WHY ANONYMOUS SPAMMER, WHYYY?

Yesterday I ate a whole can of beetroot. That was pretty exciting.

Ah, just like your mother. Hard to please and always getting bored.

Because your mother seems to enjoy it so much.

I'm just going to post this here because I laughed so hard.

P.s. Imaginary person should GET SOME BALLS AND TELL IT TO MY FACE hahahahaha spam is amusing.

You forgot to be on anon, dumbass. :P