Grab my husband's shotgun & take care of business.

Totally different than it does now.

That's difficult because I've seen some doozies. Basically anything my brother says right now. The middle one, because he's 17 and thinks he knows everything.

What kind of game? Card game? Spider solitaire. Computer game? The Pandora Directive. Board game? Clue. "Mind" game? Scattergories. iPhone game? Words with Friends.

Hmm. Probably something plain like Jane or Linda or Beatrice. ;) As foul-mouthed and opinionated as I am, I'm relatively boring in my every day life.

Not really. And my husband is obsessed with it. Sigh.

Right now? Somewhere with white sandy beaches, fruity drinks with umbrellas, soft music in the background, plenty of books on my Kindle, SPF in the bottle, and hottiepants men walking around without shirts. Eyecandy only please. I'm still happily married, thank you.

Two fluently. English & Spanish. I speak a little Italian and can curse in German, Korean, Chinese, Persian Farsi, Portuguese, Arabic, & Hebrew. It pays to have gone to a language school.

I made breakfast for dinner.

As a happily married woman, I'll say committed relationship, thanks.

About an hour, give or take.

Mary Poppins

Yes.

Don't Mess With the Zohan

It's a little late now but... Italian. :)

Don't marry your ex-husband.ou're You're really better off as friends. Promise. Your second husband? Amazing. Wait for him. Soooo worth the wait.

Somewhere in the 50s. Sweatshirt weather. Cup of hot tea. My Kindle. Cuddled up on the couch.

Jersey Shore.

Books (of course), shoes, jewelry (especially rings), & clothes.

Either straight up cheese or spinach, chicken, onion, & mushroom.