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Clint Beakwood <3
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You don't all come together in one, big, bizarre package do you?
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I've never met my mother but I heard she was a peaceful loving being who spent her time healing others and delivering babies. My father was an asshole.
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asked by AndrewDraker
I don't think "humor" is even a word in his vocabulary. The irony is he's the world's biggest joke.
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If by funny you mean the best way to keep me happy. You *want* me to stay happy.
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Pineapple, bacon, and batwings.
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asked by Stegmutt
I think being in my beautiful presence is payment enough. Why, I ought to be charging *you* for the opportunity to feed me.
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I only speak the truth!
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Beautiful, brilliant, not-the-least-bit-heavy.
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I will admit, I have never tried one of your Normal "hot dogs"... why isn't it biting back?
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Frozen for two-hundred years?
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No thank you. One man-child is enough for me.
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Malicia MaCawber’s Bio
The Demon Queen of St. Canard
