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    1. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia responded to Formspring 20 Dec 11

      If you could kiss any celebrity at midnight on New Year’s Eve, who would it be?

      Clint Beakwood <3

    2. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia responded to FOWLEggmen 17 Nov 11

      Would you ever date one of us guys? Or girls? :D

      You don't all come together in one, big, bizarre package do you?

    3. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia 14 Oct 11

      Are you more like mom or dad? Why?

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      I've never met my mother but I heard she was a peaceful loving being who spent her time healing others and delivering babies. My father was an asshole.

      I shall choose "none of the above".

    4. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia responded to AndrewDraker 13 Oct 11

      Well, depending on how you define "roast," I suppose I could accomodate you. That is... if he's got the sense of humor for it.

      I don't think "humor" is even a word in his vocabulary. The irony is he's the world's biggest joke.

    5. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia responded to AndrewDraker 10 Oct 11

      Friends, family, and fellow Darkwing fans: I'm pleased to annouce that as of today, my DuckTube crew and I are ready to interview the one and only Darkwing Duck on iDraker! Have your questions ready by the 12th, 'cause this party's gonna get dangerous!!!

      I think roasting him on live television would be far more entertaining.

    6. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia responded to Inflatabelle 7 Oct 11

      Depends on who you're unhappy at. Either way, what do I care? Take it out on your midget boyfriend.

      You know what? I think I will. Now, where did I put that dog collar...

    7. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia responded to Stegmutt 1 Oct 11

      *drawls out* WHHHAT?? But you can't do that!!!! Unless...*gasp!* Maybe it's your birthday! Then, okay, I got this one on me! :D

      Sure, we'll go with that.

    8. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia responded to Inflatabelle 1 Oct 11

      Ya got a funny definition of the truth, honey.

      If by funny you mean the best way to keep me happy. You *want* me to stay happy.

    9. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia 25 Sep 11

      What are your favorite pizza toppings?

      Formspring question of the day

      Pineapple, bacon, and batwings.

    10. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia responded to Stegmutt 25 Sep 11

      *gives her a look, but is somehow able to find them out of all his condiments* Here ya go miss! That will be .85 please!

      I think being in my beautiful presence is payment enough. Why, I ought to be charging *you* for the opportunity to feed me.

    11. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia responded to Inflatabelle 25 Sep 11

      *Deadpan look* Not-the-least-bit-heavy... Really?... Really, Mal?

      I only speak the truth!

    12. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia 24 Sep 11

      What three words would you use to describe yourself?

      Formspring question of the day

      Beautiful, brilliant, not-the-least-bit-heavy.

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      Malicia responded to Stegmutt 24 Sep 11

      *laughs* Naw, it's not a REAL dog, that's just what the name is called because they look like those very long type dogs...I forget the breed...but yeah. I have all sorts of condiments, what would ya like on yours? :D

      I'll have plenty of caterpillar custard and a pinch of frog's nipple.

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      Malicia 24 Sep 11

      how I wanna cyber... Have U got strong desire do it with me? Let's cybersex, wait for U on the site powosa.com. I'm called Svetulik there.

      I don't mate with humans. You're all rather hideous looking.

    15. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia responded to Stegmutt 21 Sep 11

      HOT DOGS!!!! GET YOUR HOT DOGS HERE!!!!111!!!! Hot and fresh!!!111!!!

      I will admit, I have never tried one of your Normal "hot dogs"... why isn't it biting back?

    16. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia responded to Gwappa 21 Sep 11

      Hey, guys, I just remembered that my birthday is in exactly two weeks! I'm gonna be four years old by October 3rd! I can't wait till then!!!

      I still think 304th birthday is far more accurate.

    17. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia 13 Sep 11

      Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale?

      IS THAT A FAT JOKE?

    18. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia responded to NickSkunk 10 Sep 11

      Oh I dont know Mal. I dont think I'd ever want to be a second rate demon with a midget boyfriend.

      Neither would I. Thankfully, I'm not in that position.

    19. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia 4 Sep 11

      Actually, Gwappa's not a man-child. Granted, he is a three-year-old boy in need of a family, despite the fact that he was frozen for two hundred years.

      Frozen for two-hundred years?

      I suppose that makes him an elderly man-child.

    20. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia 4 Sep 11

      Would you adopt Gwappa as part of your family?

      No thank you. One man-child is enough for me.

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