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    1. Malaloba
      Malaloba responded to ThePaperLady 10 Mar

      I think YOU misunderstand exactly the plight of food poisoning. You're damned lucky I stayed and wasn't riding on the motorcycle with you. :P

      Bitch, I fought the original AIDSburger. And I sucked it up like nothing happened.

    2. Malaloba
      Malaloba responded to ThePaperLady 10 Mar

      Not my fault fleabags have such a good metabolism for eating rotten deer meat AIDs burgers. Cut me some slack!

      And its not my fault you apparently misheard "we're leaving in five minutes" as "take forever in the bathroom"

    3. Malaloba
      Malaloba 10 Mar

      Have you ever tried not ditching people at gas stations?

      Have you ever tried not taking for-fucking-ever in the bathroom? :P

    4. Malaloba
      Malaloba responded to CyTheWriter 3 Feb

      What piece of media (book, comic, television show, webcomic, whatever) could be made into a movie, which would it be?

      I would kill for a good Young Wizards movie. I think the first book at least could make a decent one. SOMEONE GET ON THIS

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      Malaloba 11 Oct 11

      Can you picture what your life will be like in 5 years?

      Formspring question of the day

      Considering how much my life changed in six months, no.

    6. Malaloba
      Malaloba responded to ThePaperLady 19 Jun 11

      How does "2001: A Space Odyssey" relate back to Richard Nixon?

      I...what?

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      Malaloba 18 Jun 11

      What are you procrastinating right now?

      Formspring question of the day

      I'LL GET THOSE CARDS DONE EVENTUALLY I SWEAR! You sound like my mom, Formspring!

    8. Malaloba
      Malaloba responded to BomarDaBaker 3 Jun 11

      Why women no like Bomar? Every woman in world hate Bomar. Bomar give them flowers. But they hate Bomar. :(

      Because Bomar give them flowers that eat them. Most women to not like people eating flowers.

    9. Malaloba
      Malaloba responded to ThePaperLady 7 May 11

      Thousands of very annoyed squirrels appear to be chasing you. There is nothing for you to climb onto to get above their level, and no one to protect you. What do you do to prevent death by adorable furry critter?

      Thousands of squirrels? Well, there's really nothing I can do. They're friggin' SQUIRRELS! I just have to face my death with dignity.

    10. Malaloba
      Malaloba responded to Aweaver0 7 May 11

      well can I Dragon here?

      Dragons are welcome. Though you smell strangely like orc...

    11. Malaloba
      Malaloba responded to Aweaver0 6 May 11

      Can I Orc here too?

      No, no orcs allowed. They smell.

    12. Malaloba
      Malaloba responded to ThePaperLady 1 May 11

      Prepare for your downfall, dearest clone! What defense you you have against my epic SCIENCINESS?

      I have MAGIC! And...and...Yeah, I got nothing.

    13. Malaloba
      Malaloba 1 May 11

      What's your favorite sport to play?

      Formspring question of the day

      Marching band! ...Its totally a sport!

    14. Malaloba
      Malaloba responded to Aweaver0 13 Apr 11

      What is your middle name and how does it relate to your plan to take over the world?

      My middle name is I'm-not-telling and what plan? You're just going to wake up one day and I'll be ruling the world...of course!

    15. Malaloba
      Malaloba 13 Apr 11

      If a train is training 33 mph one way and the other is training 60 the other... did you know your icon is adorible?

      1. You forgot to include how far apart the trains are.
      2. Thanks! ^_^ Lord Suicune rests upon my monitor watching all...even you...

    16. Malaloba
      Malaloba 13 Apr 11

      What TV show makes you laugh the loudest?

      Atop the Fourth Wall. What do you mean that's not a TV show so it doesn't count?!

    17. Malaloba
      Malaloba 13 Apr 11

      If you could attend any concert, what would it be?

      Trans-Siberian Orchestra touring their Beethoven's Last Night album. Wait, they're doing that?! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR EIGHT YEARS NOW!!!!

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