No... The commander and I... I'd like to think we were friends, but it wasn't like that. To be honest, I'm not surprised about her and Garrus. And now.. I don't know. It's been a long time since we were under Captain Anderson together.

Don't get me wrong, the commander's a hell of a woman. I've seen "Ms. Gunn" on the cover of badass weekly and damn. But that's just never been us, you know?

Nothing magical about it, commander. Just some good old fashioned hair wax and a little patience in the morning.

Better, commander. My wounds are healing up.. That deal with Udina we talked about.. I went for it.

Really, it's a little overwhelming, commander.

To be honest, I think I'm needed right here. But if I could, I'd go back three years and get Commander Shepard off the Normandy. Keep Cerberus from getting their hands on the commander.

But I'm sure I'm not the only one who wishes they could change that day.