Yep.

It was fun while it lasted, huh?

I gave him a homunculus body so he could make out with Free. Y'know, Etsam's pseudo-sister.

Then he sort of escaped.

I should be looking for him, but I really don't feel like going after him.

What's one more demon loose in a world full of demon hunters, y'know?

Ah, if only Ophie were here.

He'd like you.

. . .

Or hate you. I honestly don't know.

So.

Now you know what it's like having a pissy aberration of existence as a perpetual roommate.

Which I am quite happy to be rid of.

So, he's everywhere you go, then?

But . . . what is he!? He's some shadow thing!

Hey, man.

. . .

What the hell is that thing.

WHAT UNCLE, YOU PIECE OF CRAP

Looking for Ophie.

Making peace with the world.

Dealing with Bethany leaving me for her ex.

Stupid fucking psychics.

(( I shall always cherish your memory

like when Cloud tried to kill you with a spiked baseball bat :"| ))

Red potion.

Can't afford to lose my head, already got magic.

WHEN THERE'S A MOTHERFLIPPING NUCKELAVEE IN MY BATHROOM HOLY CRAP

Another mouth to feed? Nope.

[Heeey I want ooonnneeee]

[No no, that's just the way the apartment is.]

I think something died in one of the air vents.

Well, how 'bout that.

Sauna?

*flashback to almost being roasted alive by an out of control fire, "NOOOO!!!! I FORGOT TO PREHEAT THE OVEN!!!!!!"*

Whirlpool?

*flashback to the sea, "HELP, HELP, I CAN'T SWIM!!! AND THERE'S GIANT SQUIDS IN HERE!!!!!"*

No comment.

((Handcuffed for life to Cave Johnson. :P))

Did Blade put a portal to another world in my house again?

*rummaging through kitchen for the source of the sound*

. . . do I hear dead people or something? What IS that?

Monday.

Fuckin' little prick, thinks he's so goddamn smart . . . *grumblegrumblegrumble*