Only if you consider extreme masturbation a sport.

I had this Big Mac pizza once. Jesus Christ. Only time I've genuinely enjoyed pickles.

Well Fred, considering half the YouTube audience wants you to kill yourself, this question is irrelevant. Lulz.

I'm an anarcho-communist. America is my "important political issue".

Chi Cheng.

Of course it fucking can. If you say it can't, you're being a hypocrite. Materialism is a thing.

I recently finished Fahrenheit 451. Good shit. Hoping to pick up Gravity's Rainbow sometime soon. And yes. I know I only read fiction about social collapse. Sue me.

Reality TV killed MTV. Why would I like it?

No. This question's stupid. You should definitely be asking my reaction to the Scarlett Johansson nudes that leaked today. I'm incredibly pleased btw.

Not spam. Actually Mack. IF you wanna ask me questions, go to http://vyou.com/mackasaur. It's basically like Formspring but it's 83% more bitchin.

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Totes Ms. Kitchell. Probably for threatening to whip kids and making me cry on my first day.

Rim.

Everytime Nickelback is played, God kills a llama.

I've been staring at this question for ten minutes trying to figure it out. Who the fuck puts more shit on chocolate? Just eat the fucking chocolate and shut up.

1. Endless blowjobs
2. Lifetime supply of Sky Bars
3. More endless blowjobs

Killing hookers. I have REEEEEEEALLLY bad form.

My ability to tell people I have fatal diseases without feeling bad about it. Gets me tons of free donuts and shit.

It's part of a dogma. And I FUCKING. HATE. DOGMAS.

Usually by hiding it pathetically for months until I get pissed enough to blurt it out. I'm totally a ladies man.