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    1. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to C0llide 19 Apr

      How many children do you want/have? [134]

      I never want to have any children! I despise the self obsessed, arrogant, abnoxious little critters! I would never burden my life and bring that misery upon myself! This is my choice, everyone can live their life as they please!

    2. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to heyladyspammer 19 Apr

      Do you crack your knuckles or any other parts of your body? [166]

      My knees are fucked so they crack all the time! I'm really looking forward to getting old! Not!

    3. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to heyladyspammer 19 Apr

      What annoys you about yourself? [114]

      My constant farting! It's so foul! lol

    4. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to heyladyspammer 19 Apr

      What last made you suspicious? [58]

      Yes! Bullshit in a cow paddock! LOL

    5. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to heyladyspammer 19 Apr

      Do you have a credit card? [192]

      No I dont. I have whats called 'credit defaults' & I have been blacklisted. I can't even rent a fkn toaster yet alone get a credit card, or any sort of bank loan for the next 5 years (at least). So I'm a cash man until then!

    6. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to heyladyspammer 19 Apr

      Have you ever been in trouble with the law? Why? [119]

      Yes countless times and mostly for fighting related crimes (assault, aggrevated bodily harm, threaten to kill, etc) I have a bad temper and I'm not one to keep things bottled up, I punch first and ask questions later. Its why I almost got locked up nearly 2 years ago! Nothing scarier than walking into a courthouse knowing that you may not be walking out! Nothings worth losing your freedom over, fucking nobody!

    7. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to heyladyspammer 19 Apr

      Has your house ever been broken into? [145]

      Nope but if I ever catch anyone trying to steal my shit, I'll make sure that I fuck their shit up real good! We dont have guns here but thats what blunt objecta are for!

    8. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to heyladyspammer 19 Apr

      Is there a lot of crime in your city? [154]

      I have created my share of crime (assaults), and I'm a good boy! I try to not care about this sort of thing, the law is fked, and so is the legal system! I dont care if you've killed everyone in your street as long as you treat me and my family with respect I'll never hold it against you!

    9. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to heyladyspammer 19 Apr

      Do you wear a watch? [182]

      I used to until I sold my 2 watches!

    10. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to spammercute 19 Apr

      Do you mind crying in front of people? [40]

      No that would entail me being a pussy, which I'm not. I'm a mucho man! :)

    11. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to Sarah4003 19 Apr

      Do you always wake up in a good mood? [89]

      Depends if I had any that night! haha

    12. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to heyladyspammer 19 Apr

      Would you ever participate in a threesome? [132]

      Yes even a 4some with other girls. So me and any number of girls..I'm keen! lol

    13. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to heyladyspammer 19 Apr

      Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Ke$ha or Justin Bieber? [233]

      I'll chose Kesha and Katy Perry, my bed and a week! oooh yeah!!! lol

    14. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to heyladyspammer 19 Apr

      How many decades have you been alive for? [114]

      I'm in the 2nd half of my 3rd decade (26yo)

    15. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to heyladyspammer 19 Apr

      Do you like really masculine girls? [100]

      No I dont like the butch type at all. I love a girl who enjoys being a girl, Who has nice dress sense, and a sensative female atmosphere about her.

    16. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to heyladyspammer 19 Apr

      Do you have any same-sex crushes? [145]

      only on myself everytime I admire myself in the mirror...oooooh yeah baby!!! haha!

    17. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to heyladyspammer 19 Apr

      Have you grown apart from anyone recently? Who? [98]

      Life is all about new acquaintances, old memories, and a constant and unstoppable transition through this very finite life!

    18. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to heyladyspammer 19 Apr

      Do you fall for people easily? [151]

      No I'm not a 14 yo old teen LOL If you aint rooting him/her then theres nobody who is worth losing sleep over!

    19. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to spammercute 19 Apr

      I'm gonna have an awkward situation tonight. I'm going to the movies with my best friend, but she's bringing her new boyfriend, and they'll probably be making out the whole time which is gonna make me feel awkward and left out. Come to the movies with me? [11]

      At least they wont be getting down hot n sweaty? or will they be? LOL

    20. Dejan
      MachineSpammer responded to heyladyspammer 13 Apr

      List some good spammers you suggest I follow :) [17]

      I cant seem to think of any...hmmmm

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Dejan’s Bio

Maitland, NSW

Hi everyone im 26yo guy who lives in NSW Australia, and I'm new to Formspring! If you'd like to get to know me, ask away, you may learn something about me! I spam many questions over a broad range, not the usual dribble your used to getting..