Ask me anything except about hippos. I don't know anything about hippos.
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Do you take offense when someone makes fun of a struggling ethnicity? [3]
it depends on who its coming from and how its coming out. theres nothing cool about offending another race
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Do you take offense when someone makes fun of a struggling ethnicity? [3]
not really.
1. because i dont really belong to one of the ethnicities with a higher percent of struggling.
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haha fuc if your what they call pretty these days... gross. your mouth is so little ur teeth are yello your eyes are to small for your face and ur noze is huge and your chin lets not even go there ..no wonder you wear so much make up
Hahaa , do you feel better about yourself now ?
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ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY!!
Partyin, partying yeah. Fun fun fun fun!
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can you give me some instructions how to conquer you heart ???
The first step is finding the Glyph of Articles, an ancient tome that has long since been hidden from the eyes of man deep in the Alps.
Inside you will find directions written in an encrypted language devised by Leonardo da Vinci and re-encoded by Alan Turing. If you are able to break the codes, you will uncover a set of longitude and latitude coordinates... on the Moon.
Assuming you can procure yourself a ship worthy of space flight, you need to make your way to our lunar friend and find the correct coordinates. You will then need to place a laser in the exact center, pointing straight up from the surface.
On the Winter Solstice, this beam will be directed at a hidden tower off the Scandinavian coast. If you are able to reach the tower at the exact height of the solstice, you should be able to trigger a series of levers in an exact sequence to unlock a secret inner chamber. Do note, however, that if you fail to trigger the levers in the correct order, the tower will collapse into the ocean and be lost forever.
Once inside the inner chamber, you will find a staircase leading down. Be advised that it is a long staircase that you will be traversing for about 2 or 3 miles down into the earth. As you reach the bottom, a magnetic timer will be triggered and you will have approximately 5 minutes to fashion a breathing device out of the spare parts that are left down there to prevent suffocation as the air is expelled from the room.
Once the five minutes (plus another five just to make sure) are up, a ladder will descend into the room and you will need to climb it up into another chamber, this time filled with two things:
1) Unimaginable treasure
2) An innocent man who is about to be executed for a crime you can prove he did not commit
You are provided with a choice of taking the treasure or saving the man. After your choice, regardless of which you make, you will be granted access to a subterran elevator. This elevator can take you to the surface or further down into the bowels of the earth, based on the choice you made above. If you are only allowed up to the surface, the chambers will explode and the contents will be lost forever.
Upon reaching the lowest regions of the complex, you will find a labyrinthine system of tunnels, of which there are to be between n and n+1 minotaurs, where n is based on a secret formula based on your previous decisions. You will be given access to a sword and a torch for finding your way around and attempting to slay the minotaurs.
Assuming you can conquer the labyrinth and come out the other side unscathed, you will face you final challenge: defeating the Nega version of yourself - all your worst qualities and fears given tangible flesh. Once you have defeated your Negaself, you will find a teleportal device that will take you back to the surface.
When you find you way back to a place with internet access, send me a message detailing your favorite TV shows and bands and then I'll decide if I like you or not. -
eh good did something thats really hurting right now that i know im gonna get some rude comments about on Tuesday. " shooting self in hand with an arrow"...
ohh sorry about that lol feel better.
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