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No, no. It's 'How may I help you?'. I work at Walmart... I would know this.
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Veterinarian... I mean... that's a healthy eating habit.
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I'm one of the nicest people i know and I always finished first in track.
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You have no idea how relevant this is to my life.
It's weird in bed, okay? You can dress like a women any other time you want... just not in bed. -
They do look like pepperonis.
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Peeing in the shower saves a gallon of water.
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Neil's dad said that it didn't smell like cookies at all.
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No... I do this obviously. I love boobs.
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I hear it's one of the highest selling pieces of fiction.
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I don't see any reason a cottage should be made of cheese.
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I've written "Mac" in the snow. It's very hard.
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Oh wow... this is how long it's been since I've visited my formspring?
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I've answered this before I believe. My best friend is a Cupcake! I even have her listed as Crista Cupcake in my phone. And I do lick her... often... in secret however, not so much.
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I've actually given my sister a welt while sitting on her lap. She tickled, I clenched, a welt was formed.
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1) No. 2) I have no boobs. 3) For me to create cleavage is a very painful process and it doesn't even look pleasing in the end.
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TV in the bathroom. You can have awesome alone time in there.
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I don't do anything church related. My fiance is really catholic and doesn't even ask that I attend anything.
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How do I post that photo of the bear with both its arms up saying "How about no."
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Mackenzie’s Bio
18 years old. Growing a mustache. Gonna be famous.
