wow haven't been asked this in a while, and last time I did, I wrote the answer as a note on Facebook xD hmm guess it changes every now and then though. there's always an attractive trait found in every guy :P

who you calling a faggot, faggot

why is this question asked twice lol

nope

my bad, yes I did fall asleep XD

lol crap sorry late-ish reply? 1. I was just kidding haha if I knew that you were a human I wouldn't want to hurt your feelings :P and 2. no I will not have fun while knowing I'm hurting you :(

lol oh okay. go for ittt

hai :) me fever today :(

clap dem cheekz? -.-

same here. gnite (:

lol where you from? 1. probably 2. an 11. jokes i don't know haha my creativity just ran out

lol have we met in person before? haha no actually I don't read a lot. I haven't read a book/ newspaper/anything similar since maybe last year for English at school where we had to compare one text to another? maybe. lol sucks to be an inanimate object huh. I could probably entertain you by using you as a flyswatter. bahah

can I just ask, is your name really James? XD haha oh hmm. 1. if you were a newspaper, it's not like you'd be able to communicate verbally right? even if I knew you were a human transformed into this object, how could we communicate without you being able to talk back? 2. I like to read the reviews :P nothing makes my day better than than negative critics that make me seem less negative toward my view of life in general. I like to read about murders or court cases. it's entertaining and if they haven't solved it already, it's a mystery i'd love to solve. I also like reading the obituaries. it prepares my creative writing speech for when I need to go to a special occasion that requires me to say meaningful stuff. XD

just saying, there must have been a purpose why you became a newspaper, since i believe everything has its purpose xD 1. I would most likely read you considering that's what newspapers are for =.= maybe share my knowledge of information to others? 2. i am kind of a tidy person in general. KIND OF. but if I ain't in the mood to clean, you'll probably find yourself stuck on my bedroom floor lol

lol wait how does saving up money going to help you? wouldn't you want to be of good use since you are unable to change back? :P getting passed around, feeding people's minds with information and current events. reading is valuable, and your purpose is to give them the gift of valuable information that could maybe save someone's life. you never know!

not quite sure what how to answer this lol i usually can come up with creative answers but i am exhausted AND it's a Friday so what i can do is have a kitty nap and what you can do is remain to be a sunday newspaper, maybe that is your purpose in life haha

lolno

17 male Antarctica =.=

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