Our majority audience is going to most likely be America and Canada. It's scheduled to be prime-time for both those countries. Plus, we're both American so that makes it more convenient for us as well because if we have shit to do, it's probably going to be midday and the podcast would be much harder to schedule around. Nothing personal against european viewers, but its too hard to cater to a minority audience especially if you're not part of it.

We had a bit too much crowd interaction on the first one I thought anyways. Some of it was more "you had to be there" sort of stuff and we want to make the podcast almost as good to listen to prerecorded as it is live. So if you can make it, great. If you can't, it's not too much of a loss. You can still listen to it later on twitch.

One to Cory is the retard scale. One to Dex is the gay scale.

The holy breasts are far too rockin' for mere mortals to comprehend. Only I have been deemed worthy to behold them and it is my duty to guard them with my life. And by "guard them with my life" I mean caress them with my tongue. This I do for the good of mankind, though they will inevitably grow to resent me for it. However I am unphased by their spite, for I am far too distracted by the tits.

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I don't know did he? I didn't even know who he was until Kootra and them introduced him to the creatures when they were already well into the commentary game.

Though to clarify, I don't dislike them as people, they're chill guys, it's just that talking over a game takes pretty much no effort at all whatsoever and in the end I don't see what it satisfies creatively. "Untalented" may be a bit harsh. I didn't coin the term mind, but purely from what I've seen (which is not much admittedly,) there wasn't anything which exhibits a talent so I can't wager any sort of disagreement when the term is directly brought to me like I can with Kootra or Danz.

Who knows, they might be creative geniuses. But even if they are, I haven't seen them put that to any use, which frankly I think is a waste of talent for the sake of making easy money. I don't want to have to say shit about the creatures like "oh yeah, they're cool guys but all they do is spam uninteresting videos of talking over games" but that's the way things are. If it seems like I'm being overly critical it's specifically BECAUSE we could be considered friends and I actually want to see them do something good.

Well that depends on the size of penises and the girl, but any girl can fit at least three, and that's one more than I need so I haven't needed to put much thought into it.

The pronounced body of the gaming community is and always has been full of whiny 12 year olds and self righteous nerds with entitlement complexes. Any part of it that's actually remotely respectable or chill is probably either not concerned with associating primarily with gaming or has given up on trying to pull any dignity out of it.

I guess they spawned the phenomenon that is the "commentator" which is basically just some extroverted personality that offers literally no substance other than to fuel the collective gay crushes of internet losers with way too much free time on their hands and nothing better to do, but adding more shit to shit doesn't make it shittier, it just makes it a higher quantity of the same shit.

Petrucci is probably the one who i like better as a musician. Michael Romeo is great and maybe even a bit faster, but he sounds too much like Yngwei Malmsteen, which is never a bad thing but the world already has a pretty damn good Yngwie Malmsteen. You might have heard of him, his name is Yngwie Malmsteen. John Petrucci has a lot more of his own identity when he plays guitar.

Fuck voting, I hate our political system so much that I don't feel like any candidate represents my political views adequately to garner support.

You were incorrect in assuming employment.

Don't forget Seamus!

Better question, who cares?

Objectified. I'm not just some piece of meat for you people to dream about!

ALL OF THEM

about at belt level. And i would say the best pieces of advice I can give are
1. play your guitar in the background when youre watching TV or dumb yt videos. It gets you more comfortable with the neck which makes playing easier, and it also gets you used to playing guitar without really having to think about it or give it your full attention, which becomes really useful if you want to do something like play guitar and sing at the same time. (That's extremely hard to do with more complicated songs BTW)
2. try to experiment by playing different notes from what you're used to and seeing what sounds good. If you generally know what kind of sounds its going to make wherever you are, it will make learning songs much easier.

sure, if the plane was going down

Shower. I'd rather not wade in my own filth. Actually, thinking about it now, wading in my own filth sounds extremely appealing. I may need to reevaluate my life.

it is better to be feared than loved