Someplace with a lot of history. Probably Great Britain or Germany.

No, it usually means I've done something wrong.

Mayonnaise or Curry Ketchup.

A European noble from around 1300. (Preferably one that didn't get murdered.)

Very much, yes.

Ability to forgive my stupidity.

NOPE.

Apples, good ones. I freeking love apples.

Rich...

I hate dating... Committed relationship is more my thing.

Someone special? Homemade ravioli, spinach/mushroom/cheese filling, pesto sauce, sliced grilled chicken. Salad/vinaigrette dressing. Garlic bread. Wine. Antipasta. Some kind of chocolate cake/icecream for dessert w/ fresh french pressed coffee.

Some Legend Of Zelda art.

I don't think so.

John Candy

Yes

Latin

I could survive. Never swam much after taking lessons.

Don Karnage

Spring flowers / The air after an intense thunderstorm.

Cinematographer/Director/Etc.