If you could go back in time 10 years and tell your younger self something, what would it be?
Myself at 46! I would doubtless lose my temper upon meeting this man. I would say one of two things:
"WRITE SOMETHING, YOU UNPRODUCTIVE ASS!"
"You have inherited your father's piss-poor parenting skills, you idiot! Cease this custody battle, or your nephew will become Werther!"