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    1. The Lulz Boat
    2. The Lulz Boat

      We do agree that companies (even Fox) should be protecting their internal documents and databases more securely. Sometimes the only way to learn is to let them squirm and figure it out, rather than handing them the solution on a plate. Whitehatting is fine, but putting them under the pressure of a leak publicly is far more satisfying. But to be clear, our goal is not to help companies protect their data. Our goal is to spread fun, fun, fun!

    3. The Lulz Boat
    4. The Lulz Boat

      No, but we were hauling up a shiny treasure chest one day and our device got caught on this strange, bonelike corpse. We assumed an old skeleton and threw it back overboard. Found a nice turban on its head though, very comfy!

    5. The Lulz Boat

      Our guess is that every boat on the Internet will soon be sunk, including Facebook, twitter, Google, etc. While we have no plans to attack any of these, someone will, and somebody they will fall! We can solve global warming by using a hot air balloon, the only winning move in checkers is not to play at all, and dinosaurs were real until we SHOT THEM OUT OF THE SKY.

    6. The Lulz Boat

      Nothing is really "safe"; TOR nodes get sniffed constantly, Google "Embassy leak TOR". SSL can be stripped/MITM (Man In The Middle) attacked, among other things. Using well known/public proxies is never a good idea either. You just need to apply layers of proxy/VPN as nothing is truly "safe". Also, using proxies/VPN/TOR nodes from your own country is bad! If you live in the US, get a Russian/Chinese/Japanese proxy/VPN, less chance of gov/police from US getting server/proxy logs from China/North Korea. And always pay using BitCoins. If you *must* use Tor, make sure to use SSL.

    7. The Lulz Boat

      My good sir, we may have lulz at the expense of just about anyone, so Israel has an equal chance of being included. Keep your head up, keep on sailing, and maybe one day we'll satisfy your Israeli desires!

    8. The Lulz Boat

      I'm sorry... I'm just... we... we're sorry... I... we... there's nothing we can say to make up for the fact that we stole a deck of cards. May God have mercy on our souls.

    9. The Lulz Boat

      We can leak the usernames and passwords of competing colleges if you'd like. Would you like?

    10. The Lulz Boat

      All questions are only seen by us until we answer them, then they're made public - if you want to discuss something lulzy in private, send us a question with a way to contact you, then we'll talk in private. :D

    11. The Lulz Boat

      All day every day, it's what we do best! Just last night we plundered a small ship and stole a whole deck of playing cards. We lost them overboard though. One crewmate got a bit drunk from high-quality ale and had a bit of a moment, you see...

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