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I would obviously hold a parley with the banana virus dog aliens and try to come to a diplomatic soluokay yeah I'd just eat and/or throw feces at them. Possibly both. At once.
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Probably. But it's just so stylish, I couldn't help it. I see that I gotta go kill eldritch abominations trying to swallow our world and I just think "I should totally wear a sundress."
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Lure them into an area filled with gas, light it on fire, then as they burn things, tell someone "Hate to /bug/ you, but the town's on fire." in a badass manner.
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If I wasn't serious all the time, you might think I'm JOKING. Like, I could tell you I wanted a sandwich, and you might think I'm JOKING. But I WOULDN'T. Because I ALWAYS WANT A SANDWICH.
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DAMN STRAIGHT. There is a SCIENCE to being a sissy bowgun user. SISSICRUS BOWGOLOGIS, it's called. Have to figure things out like at exactly what angle I can fire my bowgun to distract the monster just long enough for me to run to the next map as it slaughters my allies.
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If by "creative endeavors" you mean "being a badass with a bowgun and slaying giant monsters by the dozens in Monster Hunter Tri," then yes. KILLING WITH THE BOWGUN IS TOTALLY AN ART.
Real answer: no. I've been meaning too but, as previously stated, I am both lazy and easily distracted. -
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Hey, man, the thing was just laying there, looking all delicious, and no one was looking. MY SHOVEL-RELATED URGES AREN'T ANYONE ELSE'S BUSINESS, OKAY?
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But if I answered that then they wouldn't be unexplained.
AND I CAN'T LOSE MY IMAGE AS THE MYSTERIOUS BADAhahahaha I can't finish that with a straight face. -
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THEY'RE BOTH FUZZY AND MAKE ME SNEEZE
But I choose cats 'cause I can relate with them (in that I am also lazy). -
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Maybe, maybe not. Whether or not we're predestined to do something, it doesn't change the fact that we chose to do it.
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING SILLY TO ADD DAMMIT
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