-
-
wtf isthis foreign bullshit? English only!
-
One time at the Gurnee Mills Mall a couple tried to abduct me. That sounds a lot worse than it actually was. It was just me and my mom and she wanted to go into a ladies' clothing store which most every boy finds horribly boring, so I asked if I could just sit and wait on one the mall benches. She said okay and after about 5 minutes of me sitting there alone, a young hispanic man approached me. He asked what I was doing and after I told him he offered to buy me a Big Mac at the food court if I would come with him. I said "No thank you" and he pushed for me to come with a couple more times before giving up. When he left he walked over to a hispanic woman and they left together.
It wasn't for a few years later until I realized how insulted I was that this guy thought he could lure me away with a Big Mac just because I was a fatty. -_- -
When I was young, I was indoctrinated with the false belief that women's opinion not only mattered, they were actually far more important than my own. After living miserably under this nonsense for longer than I can even remember, I became enlightened to the fact that women know dick about dick and their opinions of me and the world were worthless. I have been living in bliss ever since.
-
28 hotdogs. You weren't specific enough, those hotdogs could of got there by eating them. ^.~
-
Count Chocula is Seksy.
-
Alec brings the heat, but Stephen is pretty awesome. Polish, even if it is stupider. Chris Farley, no contest.
-
lol, ya know... I just might have done that.
-
Blues... Delta, Texas, Piedmont, Westcoast, etc.
-
-
-
-
-
Attack of the Show
-
-
-
Daniel Schmidt
Wadsworth, IL
