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    1. Jack

      What day of the week do you like best?

      THURSGAY

    2. Jack

      are YOU out thursgay?

      YES BUT DON'T TELL A SOUL

    3. Jack

      treehouse. dad. treehouse. YOUR DAD'S TREEHOUSE.

      Serena, housetree. Houseboat. Boat *clap clap*

      That was nearly a haiku

    4. Jack

      What would you do on a perfect date?

      YOUR MOTHER IN A MICROWAVE

    5. Caterina Scorsone
      AskCaterina responded to sexy 9 Oct 10

      What about Buffy? Do you like this show? :D My favorite (and Shonda's)!

      I loved Buffy.

    6. Emily Merry :)
      33eam responded to Formspring 30 Oct 11

      Do you like to cook?

      I prefer to eat..

    7. Ruth

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      No

    8. Kathy.
    9. Nozlarrr

      Do you have anything against gay/lesbian/bi people?

      nopers.

    10. Nozlarrr
      noznoz responded to LittleRen 5 Jun 11

      p.s. you have a crush on me! obviously.

      hahahaha this makes me this of mean girls "because i have a big fat LESBIAN CRUSH on you"
      p.s. I actually do! Hope you don't mind that I don't eat my muffins properly and that I don't like bread and butter!

    11. Nozlarrr
      noznoz responded to LittleRen 5 Jun 11

      why dint yiaastag

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Because I dint. k? :P

    12. Nozlarrr

      what is the best thing that's ever happened to you? :)

      lauren wood fo' sho'

    13. Nozlarrr

      are you single/taken/enagaged or married? :)

      i am amazing.

    14. Nikki

      Green, so he can hide in the forest and eat everyone who passes by

    15. Becca

      If you could be on one TV show which one would it be?

      Grey's Anatomy.

    16. Nozlarrr
      noznoz responded to Flashburns 28 May 11

      When he comes to me I am am read-ay, I wash his feet with my hair if he needs... Are you in love with Judas?

      No, I'm in love with Jak.

    17. Nozlarrr

      ever watch the tyra banks show? D: its horrible

      imma unfollow you now

    18. Christopher

      Thoughts on Lauren Wood. Because this is obviously not she.

      Oh I can tell it's not her writing this. I heard she's a lesbian, so I wouldn't get too close to her. If you're a girl, she'll ravage you, if you're a boy, she'll kill you.

    19. Nikki
    20. Chloe

      God hates homosexuality i hope you burn in hell

      God also hates:
      - people who eat pig, rabbit of shellfish. But I bet you fucking LOOOVE BACON!
      - eating/drinking blood.
      - play with the skin of a pig. Football, Rugby, other sports, all out!
      - eat figs, fucking figs!
      - shaving, but I bet you groom and prune yourself for the love of another and yourself.
      - a woman, not to cover themselves up. Do you dress like a slut? I bet you do ;)
      - cheaters, you must stone them whenever you see them. I don't know anyone that does this, I mean I don't even carry stones with me 24/7
      - the mix of fabrics. EVERYONE WEARS MIXED FABRICS!
      - if you have contact with a woman, what ever she touches or sits on, while on her period. Dude, I am on right now, my girlfriend hung out with me still.
      - if you grab, squeeze or cut another person for your husband, or even come to his recuse. Bitches always run into saving their man when fights happen in clubs.
      - if you swear or curse, I think I have many times in this answer.
      - lie, YOUR NAME ISN'T ANON! YOU BIG FAKER!
      - gossip, everyone gossips.
      Also, it is a sin to:
      * get a divorce
      * have sex before marriage
      * cheat on someone
      * get an abortion
      * accuse someone of something
      * have unjustified anger
      * be anxious
      * argue
      * be arrogant
      * accept a bribe
      * complain
      * disobey parents
      * drink alcohol
      * do drugs
      I just don't have any funny lines with them ;)


      Also, in the same line that the Bible says that god hates gays, he also says that a fetus has no value, or no life until a certain age. But, all you Christians go swanning off to save it, when god actually hates it!

      So, SUCK ON THAT! ;)

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