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treehouse. dad. treehouse. YOUR DAD'S TREEHOUSE.
Serena, housetree. Houseboat. Boat *clap clap*
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What about Buffy? Do you like this show? :D My favorite (and Shonda's)!
I loved Buffy.
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Do you have anything against gay/lesbian/bi people?
nopers.
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what is the best thing that's ever happened to you? :)
lauren wood fo' sho'
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are you single/taken/enagaged or married? :)
i am amazing.
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What color do you want your dinosaur to be?
Formspring question of the day
Green, so he can hide in the forest and eat everyone who passes by
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When he comes to me I am am read-ay, I wash his feet with my hair if he needs... Are you in love with Judas?
No, I'm in love with Jak.
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ever watch the tyra banks show? D: its horrible
imma unfollow you now
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Thoughts on Lauren Wood. Because this is obviously not she.
Oh I can tell it's not her writing this. I heard she's a lesbian, so I wouldn't get too close to her. If you're a girl, she'll ravage you, if you're a boy, she'll kill you.
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What things do you do to stay healthy?
Formspring question of the day
SEX!
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God hates homosexuality i hope you burn in hell
God also hates:
- people who eat pig, rabbit of shellfish. But I bet you fucking LOOOVE BACON!
- eating/drinking blood.
- play with the skin of a pig. Football, Rugby, other sports, all out!
- eat figs, fucking figs!
- shaving, but I bet you groom and prune yourself for the love of another and yourself.
- a woman, not to cover themselves up. Do you dress like a slut? I bet you do ;)
- cheaters, you must stone them whenever you see them. I don't know anyone that does this, I mean I don't even carry stones with me 24/7
- the mix of fabrics. EVERYONE WEARS MIXED FABRICS!
- if you have contact with a woman, what ever she touches or sits on, while on her period. Dude, I am on right now, my girlfriend hung out with me still.
- if you grab, squeeze or cut another person for your husband, or even come to his recuse. Bitches always run into saving their man when fights happen in clubs.
- if you swear or curse, I think I have many times in this answer.
- lie, YOUR NAME ISN'T ANON! YOU BIG FAKER!
- gossip, everyone gossips.
Also, it is a sin to:
* get a divorce
* have sex before marriage
* cheat on someone
* get an abortion
* accuse someone of something
* have unjustified anger
* be anxious
* argue
* be arrogant
* accept a bribe
* complain
* disobey parents
* drink alcohol
* do drugs
I just don't have any funny lines with them ;)
Also, in the same line that the Bible says that god hates gays, he also says that a fetus has no value, or no life until a certain age. But, all you Christians go swanning off to save it, when god actually hates it!
So, SUCK ON THAT! ;)
Lauren’s Bio
Anyone who knows me in real life knows I'm brutally honest.


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