IM SITTING AT A GAS STATION RIGHT NOW AND IM ON FORMSPRING WHOAAAAAAA

CUZ IM AN ITALIAN SEA MONSTER

HAHA I READ THIS AS "you can addicted to a certain kind of sandwich"

Hahahahahahhaha it could also be that we all live in zoo cages and only talk to monkeys and eat bananas

Lol don't you think it's cray that you think i didn't notice Wiebke deleted her twitter? Cuz I definitely noticed haha

big whoop I just had ice cream in a rocket ship no gravity yet somehow still sitting on lauren and dani's heads

ESTERRRRRRR :)))

Are you speaking American idolese or something cuz I don't speak that lolol

DUDE HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!! DANCE IN THE SHOWER AND BAKE YOURSELF A GIANT CAKE OF JOY FROSTING CUTE CLOTHES AND WHEAT FLOUR :'D

Hmmm... Well you could write nice letters to people in jail and the hospital! That's pretty easy and effective! My mom used to do that I think haha

I find it a minus... Hahaha in general I don't find musical boys attractive. Oops

HEAD AND SHOULDERSSSSS HONAYNAY :')

a floor-length purple nightgown under every outfit with a bright green pair of knee socks........................ *provocative*

is there a word for like..... more than single?

picture thousands of chuckling hobos paddling around on large pieces of drift wood in a river in oregon eating cheetos and cotton candy together..... oh and they all have binoculars and they routinely paddle outside people like charlie puth's houses you know just to keep tabs hahahaha

there's a road by magic mountain called mcbean parkway and alex should totally move there 'cause he always used to say "you are an absolute beeeeeeeeean" hahahaha

it got stuck in the waistband of my pants yesterday when i was changing lolololol

haha not an eating disorder but some serious body image issues! i was never skinny or pretty enough (in my mind) and i was dying for attention from boys. i thought being loved meant people fawning over you all the time, so since nobody was doing that to me the way i thought they were to everybody else, i thought i was so unloved.
i also thought everyone else was perfectly happy with their lives, bodies, friends and families, and i was the only one who had any problems. like there was some big meeting on how to have a perfect life and i was the only one who didn't go.
lolololololol then last summer i FINALLYYYYYYY woke up and realized EVERYONE has problems. EVERYONE is unhappy at some point, if not most of the time! the very people i looked up to and wished i looked like weren't happy with their lives either.
basically, this is how i learned: i knew all these girls with "perfect bodies" and always thought "aaahhh why can't i look like them". then i finally started to register all the things they'd say about their bodies or how insecure they were. they'd see pictures of famous girls and be like "man, i wish i looked like her..... aww she's so pretty....."
WAIT. YOU DON'T THINK YOU HAVE A PERFECT BODY!??!! 'CAUSE I DO!!!!! wow, maybe if they think they're ugly even though they're NOT....... maybe i could THINK i was ugly and actually............... NOT BE!!!!!!!! WOW WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD, MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS AREN'T ALWAYS RIGHT!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! :'D
lol happy times