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    1. Lissy
      LisRisi 13 Dec 11

      If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?

      another dictionary...

    2. Lissy
      LisRisi responded to stationmistress 13 Dec 11

      If you had your own talk show, who would your first three guests be?

      The President, The richest man in the world and the inventor of the usb...

    3. Lissy
      LisRisi 13 Dec 11

      How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?

      a faerie cries somewhere or Gargamel laughs..

    4. Lissy
      LisRisi 13 Dec 11

      Why does X stand for a kiss? Why does O stand for a hug?

      >< <---two lips o <--- mimics hug action...

    5. Lissy
      LisRisi 13 Dec 11

      Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?

      ha!! it would be most efficient...

    6. Lissy
      LisRisi 13 Dec 11

      Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it?

      #manlogic

    7. Lissy
      LisRisi 13 Dec 11

      Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

      lol

    8. Lissy
      LisRisi 13 Dec 11

      If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?

      both and that usually means its dead...

    9. Lissy
      LisRisi 13 Dec 11

      Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

      true, but they give you a chance into sexy hospital gowns so you play along..

    10. Lissy
      LisRisi 13 Dec 11

      If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

      you would burn up from the heat...

    11. Lissy
      LisRisi 13 Dec 11

      Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

      they go to other dentists and usually get free care...

    12. Lissy
      LisRisi 13 Dec 11

      If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

      lol... good one...

    13. Lissy
      LisRisi 13 Dec 11

      If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

      as long as her hymen is intact she's a virgin...

    14. Lissy
      LisRisi 13 Dec 11

      If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

      if they're weightless, they good float through, they won't fall through, similar to a cloud...

    15. Lissy
      LisRisi responded to outofmyarse 13 Dec 11

      How tall is your Christmas Tree?

      5ft

    16. Lissy
      LisRisi responded to outofmyarse 13 Dec 11

      What has made you smile today?

      Knowing that my friend is well, even though he's an asshole...

    17. Lissy
      LisRisi responded to outofmyarse 13 Dec 11

      If you could rewind time, what would you do again & why?

      I would be more selfish...
      The nice guy/gal saying is accurate...

    18. Lissy
      LisRisi 13 Dec 11

      What should never be eaten after its served?

      My divorce papers...

    19. Lissy
      LisRisi 13 Dec 11

      What did the ghost say to the invisible man?

      I can see right through you...

    20. Lissy
      LisRisi responded to outofmyarse 13 Dec 11

      Do you believe in UFO's & Aliens?

      Yes, as I live in Brooklyn, I know both exist... ;P

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