Once, me and this girl were horny, so we went in the school supply closet and then I got my dick out and she was sucking it you know, and I just wanted it deeper, so I grabbed her head and made her kiss the base. But,,, then I realised blood on the floor, turns out my penis had ripped its way through her intestines and came out her ass.

Shhh.

I never really noticed it.. I just remember the warm feel yucky. Oh wait, I remember. not very nice really but whatever floats yer boat

We are the best kind of people

About 20 minutes of awkwardness and that

Hell yes.

I'd be like... "It's okay Adam (Gontier, just in case people think otherwise), I WANT TO WATCH YOU USE/READ IT."

Every room except my mothers. Oh dear :s

Omg to have sex with Adam Gontier and to suck Marilyn Manson off.

Single mingle

I am!

I want to tell someone I'm greatful for them, but it just isn't the time

Eating a pie with Grace ahahah

Not. At. All.

I usually keep it to myself

.....yes.

I am so amazing, I can't even

Never had, never will have it unless I really mean it

...................................How can one have sex with knickers on

Hands

AHAHAHAH but they were so cute