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Well before you can eat the sun you must decide if you would want to. So you must figure out what the sun is made of. Since the moon is made of cheese logic tells us that the sun must be the opposite thus it must be made of artichokes.
So now if you decided you like artichokes, now all you must do is gather some up. Now this is best done by staring the sun down. For incase you were not aware the sun fears you so just stare at it and you will notice it slowly getting closer. It gets closer to get to your feet to apologize to you. Once it is close enough you just gather some up.
There you go now you have some sun to eat. Ohh and you are also blind.
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J. Edwin Stevens’s Bio
I am a fantasy illustrator currently living in central New York. My interests are fighting mythical beasts, leading legions of zombie warriors into battle, and long romantic walks on the beach.
