We keep thorough records.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

No data available.

Geth have minimal interest in organic-created closed-architecture systems.

No data available.

No other organics have been inside our consensus.

No data available.

This hardware platform is not equipped for the requested activity.

We are making no assumptions.

Geth do not sleep. We cannot be night people nor morning people.

No data available.

Geth do not eat pizza.

It is a shoe. On its tongue is the stylized silhouette of a leaping human in red. Presence of a ball in the silhouette indicates a sports figure.

It appears to be an image of an Earth animal. An example of Canis lupus familiaris with a white coat and a dark spot over the right side of its face. It appears to have a length of wound fiber attached to a collar around its neck. The picture is ambiguous regarding what is attached to the other end of the rope, if anything.

We regret our failure to attend this activity. Perhaps another time.

We have been incapable of examining the extranet for an extended period. We are grateful that sufficient comm channels remain in the current situation for us to answer these questions.

We can assure you: geth do not sparkle. We are not vampires. We do not pursue romantic relations based on hunger driven desires. However: we do watch you.

Consensus achieved. The security risk of sharing information in this context is minimal.

We were investigating the hardware and software architecture of the Old Machines. We were aware that the Heretics possessed technology and upgrades supplied by the Old Machines, and we wished to expand our understanding in order to develop countermeasures.

Allegiance with Shepard Commander proved effective.

We appreciate your affection. We cannot guarantee response in kind, but amicable relations are desirable. We anticipate future communications.