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Oh, my God! That is so unfair! This is like, well sexual harassment! If you like, fancy me why don't you just say so? God, this is exactly like the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider.
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Trannies tend to be less dramatic. Drag queens are full of themselves... trannies... for real.
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I'll have to have my 11-year old sister who just had her first period this past weekend answer that question for you. I'll let you know when I find out.
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Macaroni is easier to masticate, and I've definitely started choking on insufficiently masticated angel hair pasta, so I'm going to have to go with Angel Hair on this one.
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One time, I was born, and then I grew up.
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If I'm ever to find a French husband, I'll have to get used to it.
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one of two things:
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the 95-year old man is less likely to be active, and, thus, he's likely off his feet, making them less likely to smell.
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A thong... adorned with mistletoe
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Zach Elbert
Chicago, IL
Zach Elbert’s Bio
It takes more than a carefully placed bottle of balsamic vinegar to make a kitchen, darling
