Pls to describe one fashion trend of years past (or, I guess, present?) you regret following? Please also to describe in glorious detail.
Shoulder pads. Need I say more? Well, they make me look like a line backer. I'm already quite, um, chesty, and with the shoulder pad I seriously looked like I could take on Drew Brees. I had this particularly padded red jacket that made me look like a tomato on stilts. Which reminds me that I need to make sure there are no surviving photos of me in that thing....


