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asked by jurgennationShoulder pads. Need I say more? Well, they make me look like a line backer. I'm already quite, um, chesty, and with the shoulder pad I seriously looked like I could take on Drew Brees. I had this particularly padded red jacket that made me look like a tomato on stilts. Which reminds me that I need to make sure there are no surviving photos of me in that thing....
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asked by sweetsalty
We're assuming that the shoe factory would *want* me to have the shoes, right? First, I recover from my heart attack. Because, man, that many free shoes would stop it. Then, I look for the most wicked pair of Jimmy Choo boots I can find and stuff them down the back of my pants, so my hands are free for more shoe diving, of course. Next I look for the Louboutin heels. Because, while I am an ardent hoarder and lover of all things shoe, I have never owned a pair. Nothing is more sexy than the hint of red sole a pair of Louboutins flashes you as she strides by.
After that, I look for anything adorable and impossibly expensive. Just in case I ever need to sell them on Ebay. -
My high school AP English teacher. She broke me down and taught me how to write. What a gift.
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Geek. Mom. Recovering attorney. Hoarder of shoes.
