ASK HULK!
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HULK USED TO SMASH ALMOST EVERY DAY OF WEEK. NOW LAWYERING KEEP HULK IN OFFICE ALL DAY. SOMETIMES NO CHANCE TO SMASH EVEN ONCE A WEEK!
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HULK NOT NEED PARTNER OR ASSOCIATE! HULK ONLY NEED SIDEKICK, RICK JONES!
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HULK CHARGE FLAT FEE: YOU NOT PAY HULK? HULK SMASH YOU FLAT!
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HULK PREFER SETTLING CASES THROUGH SMASHING!
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YOU KIDDING HULK? HULK DANCE LIKE ANGEL. JUST LOOK AT HULK'S DANCE MOVE!
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HULK LIKE BLACKBERRY. IPHONE TASTE TOO MUCH LIKE BURNING.
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HULK READING "A MANUAL OF STYLE FOR CONTRACT DRAFTING" BY KENNETH ADAMS. IT HELPFUL UNTIL PART WHERE KENNETH SAY NEVER USE ALL CAPS, THEN KENNETH MAKE HULK ANGRY...AND LITIGIOUS!
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WHAT YOU MEAN BY "WORK OUT"? BEING HULK IS WORK OUT ENOUGH!
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HULK LIKE SMASHBURGER!
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HULK DRESS UP ONE YEAR AS PUNY BANNER, BUT MARVEL COMICS FIND OUT, CLAIM TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT, AND SUE HULK FOR EVERYTHING HULK OWN. ALL HULK HAVE LEFT IS PAIR OF PURPLE PANTS, SO CAN ONLY DRESS UP AS HULK NOW.
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HULK MEMBER OF HULK PARTY. PARTY STAND ON ONE PRINCIPLE: HULK SMASH!
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DATE HULK NO LONGER TURN INTO PUNY BANNER AND NO LONGER BOTHERED BY PUNY HUMAN IS PERFECT DATE!
DATE HULK GRADUATE LAW SCHOOL PRETTY PERFECT, TOO. BUT THEN HULK HAVE WORST DATE EVER WHEN HULK LEARN THAT HULK OWE STUDENT LOAN. EDUCATIONAL LENDING COMPANIES EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN HULK. THIS MAKE HULK CRY AND CRY... -
IT NOT SAFE TO DRINK NEAR HULK. IT ONLY SAFE TO RUN AWAY FROM HULK.
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KID? BAH! HULK NEVER KID!
THIS ENTHRALLING ORIGIN OF HULK: http://dai.ly/cYfD7l
WATCH CAREFULLY. HULK GIVE TEST LATER. YOU FAIL AND YOU MAKE HULK ANGRY! -
HULK TRY THAT ONCE. CAFFEINE IN TEA MAKE HULK JITTERY. JITTERY MAKE HULK SMASH PUNY TEA SET!
THEN HULK DECIDE TO LEAVE TEA TO HUMANS AND STICK TO WHAT HULK DOES BEST: SMASHING AND LAWYERING. -
RICK JONES ASK HULK SAME QUESTION LAST WEEK. HULK SHOW BOOK ON FAIR USE IN PARODY TO RICK...AND THEN HIT HIM WITH IT.
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HULK CAN ONLY AFFORD ONE PAIR. HAVE YOU SEEN LEGAL MARKET? NO ONE HIRING. HULK BUY SECOND PAIR OF RIPPED UP PANTS ONCE HE GET JOB!
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"ESQ." STAND FOR "ESQUIRE". COME FROM OLD FRENCH FOR "SHIELD BEARER". WHAT HULK'S CLIENTS NEED WITH PUNY SHIELD WHEN THEY ALREADY HAVE HULK?
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HULK DREAM HULK WAS PUNY BANNER. IT REAL NIGHTMARE!!
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LAWYER HULK’s Bio
JURY FIND HULK'S CLIENT INNOCENT OR HULK SMASH
(THIS PAGE PARODY. NOT REAL LEGAL ADVICE. HULK NOT REAL. IF YOUR PUNY INTELLECT NOT UNDERSTAND THEN YOU MAKE HULK ANGRY. YOU NOT LIKE HULK WHEN HULK ANGRY.)
