Any kind of butt really, except for those really chunky ones that you see in Wal-Mart. That's just gross, and I do have standards!

What kind of butts?

Who are you??

Either Rammstein or Король и Шут I think

Why? This is why for everything.

Cuddling with Аксел.

My artwork. It was dedicated to them. Unfortunately, I still have some of them because I was such a dick.

Helped out a relationship when I could have had the opportunity.

Right now? Jersey Shore. I feel nothing but hatred when I hear about it.

Beauty takes so many forms, it's impossible to answer that question!

A happy man.

Rich. I can pay off my debt and not have to hassle with the paparazzi. And I could live in seclusion.

Russian of course! :D

Not really. I got laid off because we shut down, so that doesn't count. The other job I quit.

No? D':

I think "Kiss Me" by Sixpence None The Richer...I think it came out in '99 lol

Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.

Oh shit! Sorry for the delay! If You Can Afford Me by Katy Perry

Well, for one reason, I felt accepted the whole time I was up there. Not to mention the freedom and respect that I had. I was happy.

When I was a child I dreamed that I went down into a shady shop. Like creepy as hell. And I ran into the aunts from Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Forgot what they tried to tell me, it was a warning though. Then I wound up in the OCHS hallway playing a card game. Everytime I pull up same card(6 of Diamonds; but there is a 7th diamond made from a real one in the center). Everyone freaked out over that, because it was a bad sign. Then back in that shady place, were the aunts have been mummified and are being controlled by this beautiful woman with golden curly hair and a sparkly red dress. She also has the diamond on her forehead. She's very angry and yells and wants them to attack me, yet every time they throw a punch, it's like a freeze frame or something. I forget what happens next, all I know is that the aunts are gone(and I think back to normal) and the woman is happy and talkative. She still has power, but not in an evil way, more playful. I can roll in the air, and I think when this happens we're in a candy aisle talking about pizza(which she has never heard of of). After that I usually wake up. If I remember correctly, she's actually a banshee, especially since someone has died after the dream. Might be the strangest dream, but it's also one of my personal favorites I guess.