Ask me any dumb shit.
Most Smiled Responses
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Because they get jaw-droppingly more awesome looking when they put on hot makeup.
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Look out! He's moving!!! Oh gawd run, he's turned into a zombie!!!!
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I can also fing my snappers.
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He really is ruggedly handsome, you know.
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Nope. I deny everything.
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To set the video camera.
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I wanted to be an astronaut. Now? Now I want to be a kid.
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F = (G * m1 * m2) / (r * r)
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I'd prefer to be a lumberjack...
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Get a room, you two!
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In friendly hang outs.
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Maybe not, but you certainly decide whether you want to spend quality time with that "book" based on how the cover sells itself.
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Nope. Never. What's a phone?
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OMG!!!! Close the door (and join me)!!
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Felix the Cat. I want that bag of tricks.
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Start vending hot dogs to the crowd beginning to gather round them.
Larry Coffey’s Bio
San Lorenzo, CA
I like long walks on the beach on moonlit nights. It helps to satiate my bloodsucking urges.

