Ask me any dumb shit.

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    1. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to TaliTalulla 18 Sep 12

      Why do you think that young people are presumably more deviant now than ever? [24]

      I don't believe I think that.

    2. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to Formspring 18 Sep 12

      What are three things that scare you?

      Psycho women, Herpes Simplex 10, Stupid people in power.

    3. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to Formspring 15 Sep 12

      Have you ever been in a sauna or whirlpool?

      Does a bear shit in the woods?
      Is the Pope Catholic?
      Does the pope shit in the woods?

    4. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to danazoubkova 15 Sep 12

      What's the best day you can remember this year? [13]

      Tomorrow.

    5. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to danazoubkova 15 Sep 12

      Why did you have to walk on eggshells? [8]

      Because I'm a slob and haven't mopped the kitchen floor in a while.

    6. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to danazoubkova 15 Sep 12

      Who takes care of your animals when you are traveling? [12]

      They're sort of self-sufficient, growing in the back of the fridge all on their own.

    7. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to danazoubkova 15 Sep 12

      Do you work for The Common Good? [6]

      No, I work for Intel. Which by some accounts is the complete opposite.

    8. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to danazoubkova 15 Sep 12

      Is there anything your kids could ever do that would make you disown them? [8]

      Murder in cold blood.

    9. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to danazoubkova 15 Sep 12

      How can we be masters of our fates? [5]

      By whipping our fates into submission.

    10. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to brainmusic 14 Sep 12

      What meal from childhood always brings a smile to your face when you get to eat it as an adult? [3]

      Tuna.
      Only it tastes somewhat differently now...

    11. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to brainmusic 14 Sep 12

      What's the story morning glory? [2]

      Everything is okie dokie, artichokie.

    12. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to brainmusic 14 Sep 12

      It's the Final Countdown. What is the event that we are counting down to? [3]

      Extraterrestrial contact.

    13. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to brainmusic 14 Sep 12

      You and I are going to meet up for dinner. Where do we go, what do we eat, and what do we do afterward? [3]

      Taco Bell.
      Filet mignon and lobster tail. It makes the other diners jealous.
      Pay the bill.

    14. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to Formspring 14 Sep 12

      What are you doing this weekend?

      Why? What have you heard?
      <paranoid look>

    15. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to lindanormark 14 Sep 12

      What would it take for you to drop your cloths on photo online?

      One dollar.

      From everybody.

    16. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to Formspring 14 Sep 12

      Apples or Bananas?

      Does Banana make an iPhone?

    17. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to Formspring 7 Sep 12

      Do you like milkshakes or smoothies better?

      I like them better than what?

    18. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to brainmusic 7 Sep 12

      Do you have a favorite sex toy? If so, what is it and if you have named it, what is its name? [2]

      Brainmusic

    19. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to brainmusic 7 Sep 12

      If they wrote a porn about you, what would it be called? [3]

      Alien vs. Predator

    20. Larry Coffey
      LarryCoffey responded to brainmusic 7 Sep 12

      Where is the most interesting/strangest place you have had sex? [3]

      A boxcar.

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Larry Coffey’s Bio

San Lorenzo, CA

I like long walks on the beach on moonlit nights. It helps to satiate my bloodsucking urges.