Když to vezmu podle knih a seriálů, které mám ráda:
Pán Prstenů - Legolas, abych byla krásná a uměla střílet z luku
HP - Lily, abych mohla opustit Jamese a začít chodit se Snapem :oD
Sherlock - když vezmu tu BBC verzi, chtěla bych být... hm... skoro všechny postavy: Sherlock, abych viděla, jak to funguje u něj v hlavě, paní Lestradová (from obvious reasons), Anthea (zajímá mě, jak vypadá běžný Mycroftův den, a co pořád datluje do toho telefonu), kdokoli, kdo spí s Jimem a zatím je naživu
... a spousta dalších, ale spíš přemýšlím v rámci "universes" než konkrétních postav - Star Trek, Stargate... i ten DW by byl fajn... :oD

Playing the piano. Like a boss.

Two things.
1) His taste in music. Because... what kind of song do you usually set as your ringtone? Your favorite + the one you're not ashamed to play in public. Jim has a weird taste in music & some songs he listens to (and sings along to) only when he thinks no one can hear it. I'm not afraid to use this against him. :oD
2) Last time we met mamma Moriarty, she had shown me a couple of Jim's baby photos. I have pictures of them in... well, that's a secret. :oD

Aby byl sám sebou, pěkně se oblíknul a proboha, nechal ho alespoň na první schůzce v kalhotách (zvlášť, pokud budete na veřejnosti). :oD Pak bych mu poradila, ať se podívá, jestli zrovna v Londýně nehraje nějaká japonská skupina, nebo se nekoná maraton/promítání Doktora Who.

Mycroft: "Co musí člověk udělat, aby tě dostal do postele?"
Jim: "Jaké to je, cítit, že ti nikdo nerozumí, a že jsi ve skutečnosti opuštěný jako kůl v plotě?" (v podstatě ho jen chci rozbrečet, nic víc :oD)

1) Jak TO máš nejradši? :oD
2) Jaká je nejhorší věc, kterou jsi kdy v životě udělal?
3) Abych ti trochu vynahradila tvé nepohodlí... Jaká byla nejtrapnější věc, která se Sherlockovi přihodila za dobu, co se znáte? :oD

A great white shark

All shades of yellow.

If you asked about our favourite consulting detective, it would be easy. I'd say... being his wife. You know, making sure he wears clothes when he goes outside or when he's kidnapped, polishing the dead man's skull, sending Mycroft a Christmas/Happy New Year/Happy Birthday card every year, noticing that John is not around for a couple of days, telling Donovan and Anderson to go screw themselves (literally or not, whatever), ripping Adler's head off when she makes a move on him... and yes, having dinner with him every day. :oD :oD
Jim has people for all this, I suppose. It would be risky to go out with him/marry him/work for him, so I'd say... being his all-time favorite best friend. Not a job in a traditional sense, but what's traditional about Moriarty, right? :oD

First, I would talk to them and ask them to stop it. If that didn't work, I'd secretly record them, then show the tape/voice recording to Lestrade and to one of his superior officers and demand some action to be taken. If none of these plans worked out, I'd take my tapes, ask John for Mycroft's phone number and arranged a meeting with him. THE BULLIES WOULD BE STOPPED! :oD (and maybe sent to work in a gulag, but who cares)

I still don't know what to think of Sherlock himself, because I'm too set on the original (that's what happens to you if you read something too many times :oD), but he's not bad so far. The authors chose to highlight only some traits of his personality (the showing off you've mentioned, etc.), I'm still waiting for the "emotional" part of his character.
Mycroft's good, too, even though he didn't seem to be so neurotic in the books. And he should have been fatter (S. Fry = so far the best Mycroft). :oD
Mrs. Hudson... no objections here. :o)
Lestrade is sexy, good for him, good for us. Anderson too, a little, but in a slightly creepy way.
And yeah, I'm still waiting for Moriarty. He didn't have much space in the books (hearing about him from Holmes is different than watching the man commit the crimes himself), so I'm really looking forward to meet him.

I live outside the US, but it's kinda difficult not to pay attention to American politics. *OBAMA FAN - MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR*

Hmmm... I wish I was fit. :oD

I will, I kinda like the fireworks...

Finishing my bachelor thesis. And going brunette. (Hint: these two events were connected :oD)

Alan Rickman

Silent Night, Ave Maria, Carol of the Bells, War is Over, Jingle Bells, All I Want For Christmas... etc.

I'm not sure about the "perfect very well-educated young lady" part, but otherwise... yeah, I do. I love ball gowns, the fancier the better, but you don't usually get to wear something like that very often. :o)

Whale + horse = whorse ---- imagine big horses swimming in the ocean ♥___♥