ASK ME A QUESTION, FOOL.
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BAD TIDINGS, FOOLS. LOOK AT YOUR PEON. NOW BACK AT ME. NOW BACK TO YOUR PEON. NOW BACK TO ME. SADLY, HE ISN'T ME. BUT IF HE STOPPED USING PEON-SCENTED BODYWASH AND SWITCHED TO OLD SMELT HE COULD SMELL LIKE HE'S ME. LOOK DOWN. NOW UP. WHERE ARE YOU? YOU'RE ON A BATTLESHIP, WITH THE LORD HIGH GOVERNOR YOUR PEON COULD SMELL LIKE. WHAT'S IN YOUR HAND? BACK AT ME. I HAVE IT. IT'S THE SEVERED ARM THAT IS LIKE NO OTHER IN THE UNIVERSE. LOOK AGAIN - THE ARM IS NOW RAREFIED ENERGON. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOUR PEON SMELLS LIKE OLD SMELT AND NOT A PEON. I'M A FLYING CANNON.
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MY TELEVISION! MY FRIDGE! MY MANWICH!
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DEATHETY DOO DAH, DEATHETY DAY. MY OH MY WHAT AN ANNOYING DAY. PLENTY OF PEONS SMELT DOWN TODAY. DEATHETY DOO DAH, DEATHETY DAY.
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I THINK YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH PEONKILLER.
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THIS IS CAMOUFLAGE, YOU DOLT. I'M COMPLETELY INVISIBLE.
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THE MARTIAN TRANSFORMS
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AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH *runs screaming into his office*
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STRAXUS’s Bio
NEW LUCIFER
tfwiki.net/wiki/Straxus_%28Animated%29
PEONS, FOOLS AND SMUDGES, BOW BEFORE YOUR RULER, LORD HIGH GOVERNOR STRAXUS.
((Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with Cartoon Network or Hasbro, and I run this blog for laughs. Also, don't take anything Straxus says seriously; this is all a big joke.))
