your life must be extremely sad if you're coming to me for love advice.

and out there, right now, someone needs a heart transplant.


but that's not important or anything. y'know.

functioning organs.

i can't tell if it's genes, if there's something in the water, or just my excellent sense of character. but it's probably all that cosmetic surgery and hormones i've been using. yeah, that sounds like it.

yeah, whatever. hopefully the door didn't hit you on your way out.

not all of them do. Justin Bieber has, like, As.

www.formspring.me/it'sdeactivateddon'tevenbother.

i do not have a twitter because i didn't realize that there were people in this world who want to know what i ate for breakfast.

crunchy. orange-scented. nonexistent.

you may not have realized it, but it's inspired by Adele.

there's no reason to be a prude, but if you are, that's okay too, i guess.

if you want to fuck people, go fuck people!
if you don't, well then.....go watch the Disney channel.

i'm guessing you're one of those people?

child, i'm going to give you some advice. if you don't get invited to a party, then you need to be perfectly content with watching Spongebob at your house instead. invite some friends over. make some popcorn. take a shot every time Patrick says one of his classic lines, i don't know. it's way better than having everyone watch you being turned away at the door, is it not?



just don't forget to invite me over.

i couldn't handle the puberty video in health, and i broke down in tears.
then the sub yelled at me and i yelled back while still crying and he had to send me to the nurse.

yes. people that teach themselves to read at age three are so idiotic, aren't they?

it's not premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

i know the flags of all 196 countries by heart.

it took months and months to learn. don't ask why i did it. but now i have a useless talent! :D

good way to prevent kids from growing up unwanted, and good for stem cell research. that's really all there is to say about it.


[side note: does assassinating abortion doctors or lighting Planned Parenthood clinics on fire really sound pro-life to you? you decide!]

thank you.

by the way, in the past 24 hours did anybody think of Apple's stocks? yeah, i didn't think so.

myself.

having a crush on yourself is actually the best thing to do, because you can see yourself naked. ;)

because of a broken heart. </3


KIDDING! that would be really stupid.
nah, i just had a mosquito bite that i clawed at and it looked really gross.