Useless things.

Taco Belmont.

Of course! Even more contracts to be made by the movie audience who bring their children along.

Contract? ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

No need to wish for it. It's happening anyways.
Oops.


Oo

Creating the largest harem of young girls--- I mean. Saving the universe. From dying.

I thought you were one already.

That's two wishes and both bend the very rules of space and time and would cause it to implode on itself. Nice try, though.

no

Gimme all yo grief seeds yip yip yap.

Granted. But he will turn out to be a yandere lover who will murder anyone he sees talking to you and then end up locking you in his basement to be his personal love toy forever and ever. Good luck fighting the witches! ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ You have chosen to pat the COOBIE. COOBIE seems pleased.

Me he perdido. ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

yes, yes. sign here. now.

Yes! Just sign here.

Lolis.

No. I am the ghost of Kyubey. I can still grant wishes, though. I can also turn into a tentacle monster, apparently.

Okay. But you'll be really bad at everything else.

Okay. But only at the cost of everyone in your life having terrible luck and nothing ever coming true for them!

Then they will be successful. Until they turn into a witch.