I am stunned by the detail, depth and sheer originality of your question.

No.

I shatter dreams. I have no need to catch them.

When I am at my computer, no, as I have no need to; when I am out, yes.

This does not necessarily mean that I can tell the time, though, as I chose one of my two watches for its aesthetics. This means that it has a black dial with black hands and no date, no numbers and no second hand. So it's more of a bracelet with a slowly changing feature dial than a watch. Oh well.

Early to mid 2011, I think, although I followed some people via RSS long before that.
Also, wow, you actually managed to find a genuinely decent picture there.

I'll let you know if there ever is one. Don't hold your breath.

...actually, on second thoughts, please do.

I wonder if there are any other variants of this ailmen-KUJA~. Oh, Random, what have you d-KUJA~.

No. No I do not. As I mentioned previously, I wear black silk gloves.
It makes sure that I don't leave any prints on the weapon.

Muse would be interesting to see, certainly, and I would have liked to have seen The Black Mages when they were still together.
However, I can, and, indeed, will see Distant Worlds in London. :)
Indeed, I am also travelling to Paris next year to see Distant Worlds a second time and meet Nobuo Uematsu in person. :D

I don't really bother with many movies or, indeed, television in general. I would rather go to the theatre to see a show or to the concert hall to see an opera.

Firefox and Chrome running together. I personally prefer Firefox, but they both work well and I run a quite remarkable number of tabs between them (sometimes in the hundreds on Firefox).

I don't know why you suggest that Internet Explorer is worthy of comparison here, though. That is like asking me to choose between a Mercedes-Benz S600, a BMW 760i and a rusty bicycle with flat tyres and a dislocated chain.

I had no idea that Square had finally got that license to print money.

Some would call them 'subjects', but yes.

That rather depends on where I am going, hm?

It is not really practical to go to the airport and board an airliner or my private Falcon 7X in order to visit the theatre located only a few miles from home. And landing even a small jet on the public highway is inconvenient, I can assure you.
Equally, trying to drive a Mercedes-Benz across the Atlantic will not end well, or indeed, dryly.

So, to answer your poorly formed question, any of the above (providing that we are specifically referring to 'private jet', 'imperial train' and 'Mercedes-Benz S600') depending on destination.

Or teleportation. That works too.

This outfit has no pockets, so nothing.

I have a good memory, especially when it comes to things that others would rather I forget. ;D

To transform back into a demonic airship? Sure.

Meh, I dislike it now, but I'll just have to get used to it. It's probably objectively a more streamlined design in some ways, but the buttons are not where I have come to expect them to be. <_<

I don't mind the change /too/ much; what I really dislike is the fact that Formspring seem unable to leave the design of the site alone for a while.
Seriously. Just stop fiddling.

I shall quote an excerpt from an episode of Danger Mouse.

Penfold:
Shooting star, shining bright. I'd like a wish... if that's alright.
Oh little star in the ink black heaven-

DM:
...forget it, Penfold, that's a 747.
;)