Obama. Unless there's some massive moment of fraud.

I take great pains to be on time. Sometimes it's obnoxious.

I have soared on the wings of a flute, I don't see why not.

I really don't find any pleasure in cooking. I cook only to eat. But I do enjoy putting on a show once in a while.

And apparently, from what I heard today from a customer, I really care about what I cook and how I cook it.

That was actually kinda nice.

She's a rape baby. I was taken advantage of. Why?

I plan on buying that mega boxed set when it comes out.

Not me. I'm not really interested.

There's better. No one reads formspring.

Fuck off.

I think you accidently the whole thing.

You have a lot of female admirers because you are what they would like to be. Superficially, you might come of as a type of female Tyler Durden perhaps?

Why would I click on that link?

Am I supposed to vote for the best candidate, or am I supposed to not follow their guidelines and just turn this into a popularity contest?

How do people not know the answer to this yet?

Dinosaurs were laying eggs WAY before chickens even existed.

if you'd like to show support for those punk rock kids in indonesia, i recommend donating to this cause: http://www.cvltnation.com/mixtapes-for-acehaborted-society-global-solidarity/

Is this drug innuendo?

No. Nothing about it is okay. And the only justice I see coming from this is the day these children grow up and take down their oppressors.

I should've marched my happy ass into the computer shop and set that place on fire. I can't believe I waited that long to get my laptop back. Serves me for being nice.

You're a little different.